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“Nothing?” Yep, he was screwed.He knew he was screwed and the other guy knows it to. Best to get over the inevitable.
“You wanna fight?” He said awkwardly. This was going to be great.
“Nothing? Right. Okay.” James scoffed with a shake of his head, because this guy really was something else. “Do I want to fight? With you? Now?” James asked before shaking his head, “I think I’m good, I mean- I think it’d be a waste of my time really.”
Oh thank God. The gods must be smiling on him today. He gave a slight smile. "Yea, well fighting you would be a waste of my time. So, yeah." He said akwardly slash threatly. His manhood shriveled away from him. This is what it was like to be cursed with social awkwardness. The curse of spewing shit you never thought you could spew.











