samchestered

in all honesty, i dislike much of the human race.

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done with life tbh how could i be locked out of my account for so long im screaming

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i JUST NOTICED I'M NOT ON THE CORRECT ACCOUNT AND I JUST JESUS CHRISTNSFNE 

[holltzmann-deactivated20160515]

[stuartmry]

"I learned by watching my favorite shows. I would just rewind and say the words back, until they sounded right to me. I never studied the American accent, in terms of getting a teacher or taking phonetics classes. I’ve always been a good mimic. It really wasn’t that hard for me." - celebrity alphabet : Adelaide Kane

[samchestered-blog]

ay girl

or boy

go follow this account if yall still wanna u know

keep contact or some shit like that

thank you c:

[thatwasrandom87-deactivated2016]

[refned-deactivated20150218]

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr. White - FACEBOOK/SKYPE/other means of contacting you PLEASE.

[tranqualizer]

Sometimes when you see something that’s just so wrong there’s nothing you can do but sing “no” in several different octaves for 5 minutes straight.

[moonweave-deleted-deactivated20]

once-ler fandom keeps making new askblogs. doesn’t ever stop. doesn’t listen to reason. keeps making more and more and more. finally it becomes clear… they’ve taken the last url. once-ler fandom stares at the desolate remains of tumblr. this is all their fault. there is nothing they can do to fix it. unless.

[remembermoonlight]

[weisenbachfeldmendel]

[sprntrl]

[artistzico]

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

[aspiringtrapqueen]

That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

[artistzico]

r u calling me fat

[fairyvore-deactivated20150321]

If I knew then what I know now, I might have said, “It’s simple. Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.”

[padaleckiackles-deactivated2013]

[spnscreencaps]

[luciferesque]

—“Yeah, Dean. Kinda the black sheep of the family. Handsome though.”

[aplethoras]