[spuandi-deactivated20170323]

why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad

[sometimeslegendsdie-deactivated]

ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re crying like bitch it’s 9:30 we just got here get up

[zackisontumblr]

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

[seedling]

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

[nomenu]

[gold-kushkloudz]

[210pm]

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

[theludicrousrival]

[s1utever-deactivated20121221]

Unusual Date Ideas

[samersonn]

thecrazyfilipino:

let’s goooo!

[kanyewesticle]

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

[isabella-fiori]

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

[sixtiespoet-deactivated20170122]

[too-stoned-to-remember]

[s-trawberryfieldsforever-deacti]

[crooked-seoul-deactivated201411]

justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me

[welcome2myadventure]

reblog b/c I laughed so damn hard at that last comment haha

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[timrigginz]

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

[thehandmadeforest]

[lulz-time]

uncuntcious:

i would never fucking forget this if someone did this for me like ever

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[edsock]

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Ed Sheeran ft. Passenger - No Diggity(cover)

“this is about as gangster as two folk singers can get”

[luxio]

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

[paraliandreamer-deactivated2013]

[gayblowjob-deactivated20130305]

He built a box, and she painted our last initial and their wedding date on it. They put in two unread love letters to each other about why they fell in love, a nice bottle of wine from the year they started dating, and nailed the lid on the box. They promised that if things ever get too hard and their love starts to fade, they will open the box, drink the wine, and read the letters they wrote to each other, reminding them of how much their love means and to never give up.

I shall do that with my future wife.

[acutelesbian]

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking