writing to kill time

Sometimes I write things.

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felt cute, might delete later

(upcoming fic hype just because)

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This is a girl who knows what she wants 😏🔥

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85086466

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This beast is finished. It’s been super fun writing a sweet, loving assassin Colin. Crafty, cunning Penelope is always a treat.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82995466/chapters/218545271

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That time an orange tabby cat sends Colin into a jealous spiral

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84235516

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Polin x X-Files let’s goooooooooo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84039676/chapters/221576121

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I’ve been writing pookie assassin Colin for long enough I needed a quick palate cleanser.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83872996

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Last one I swear 🤭 Mafia AU!

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And here’s my final one-shot for Polin Week 2026, which is also my first attempt at ABO. Fun!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82425496

It’s been an absolute blast being part of such a creative community. Hope everyone has feasted this week and has time to catch up in the weeks to come! 💗💗💗

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Ayyy, it’s still Polin Week and I’m still on my bullshit. Here’s my contribution to one of today’s prompts—Time Travel AU.

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More Polin Week fun!

This one is my take on the Medieval AU prompt. Just over here having all the fun 🤪

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82088966/chapters/216017741

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Happy Polin Week! Yesterday was the first day of festivities, and I absolutely had to write that roleplaying prompt. If you know me at all, you know I love D&D and all the shenanigans that go with.

So, you know, enjoy if that’s your thing 😘

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81380691

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Part two up now 😏

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81930226/chapters/215771976

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I’ve been working on a few different Polin Week prompts, but I did slap this lil piece of smut together for the love of the game. Enjoy, if it’s your cup of tea 😏

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81930226/chapters/215554466

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A palate cleanser 💀🪱

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81073336/chapters/213046666

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Finished posting this beast today. Go give it a gander!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80012296/chapters/210029516

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Fourteen authors got together and wrote fics based on randomly exchanged moodboards. So, we got a moodboard and were told to use it for inspiration and go go go.

I’m linking the entire collection here; the pic is the summary for my contribution. Second pic is the moodboard I was assigned (title added by me). But all these fics are bussin. Go check them out!

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/PolinMoodboardChallenge

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Ope, here we go again!

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