Don't Mind if I Do

I'm Sami. 23. An alumni Alpha chapter Trilamb. And this is what happens when you give me a Tumblr.

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

which country has the most birds

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

portugeese

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

wait

[skypestripper]

thats a language

[luvgrease99-blog]

portugull

[noej]

nice recovery

[dayof-storyandsong]

don’t you mean nice redovery

[biological-warfare]

turkey, how did we miss turkey

[jonbutter]

tag urself im toad

[samig]

Toad

[kenway]

[intoxicatedthumbs]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bunney]

so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me

[yaldobobs-burgers-deactivated20]

I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left

[bunney]

does it feel good when you say that

[caesaretluna]

[gifak-net]

[laughingstation]

thefunniestpost:

[samig]

anxiety & depression: *makes u stay home*

also anxiety & depression: ok but u should also feel super guilty for stayin home lmao

me: ????? ok????

[amitypark]

[samig]

Forever reblog

[samig]

That feel when you fart and at first it feels good but then it's momentarily followed by the EXTREME URGE TO SHIT

[whatsliferotfl]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[typicalfeministkilljoy]

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

[marvelsmostwanted]

I like how our vice president’s twitter header is a picture of him and Obama taking a romantic walk in a park

[clairemont-high-alumni-blog]

damn life back at it again with the

constant disappointment

[confirmance]