The Boys Need a Hair Cut Ft. Monster Trio, Shanks, and Ace x gn!Reader
A/N: Soley because this is just a fun and cute idea and slightly suggestive on Shanks' part. Cause he's a whore and I love him.
Their hair has gotten a bit too long so here we are, attempting to give them a trim. Good luck~
Shanks
"Come here."
"Not coming."
"Shanks."
"Nope."
"Shanks, your hair is in your eyes."
"I can still see."
"You literally keep complaining about it."
"Do not."
You scowled at him, scissors in hand, as you did you best to try and cage the 6'6" emperor in his cabin. He was acting like a child about this and it was just a simple hair cut. Not that hard! But here you were.
"Shanks. Just a trim. I'm not even taking a lot of it off but you need it done." You told him, he let you shave him all you wanted but when it came to cutting his hair, he refused. The red haired emperor pouted at you as you set your jaw.
"I don't want to."
"Shanks, do not be ridiculous."
He whined as you pointed at the chair. "Sit down for five minutes, that's all it will take." You promised as the man did so.
"I think I deserve compensation for this."
You rolled your eyes as he did sit down and you walked behind him, grabbing the comb and the basin of water you had to wet his hair. "And what do you want?" You asked as you brushed through his hair, you weren't an idiot, you knew he was relaxing the moment you started your brushing.
"Hm... A kiss?" He thought then grinned to himself. "A kiss, cuddles, and perhaps, my face between your legs?" He said cheekily as your cheeks heated up and you slapped at his shoulders.
"Shanks!" You squeaked before laughing as he grinned over his shoulder at you. You turned his head and tilted it down as you began to trim his hair., not a lot like you had promised but enough so that it wouldn't be bothering him too much. You always knew when he'd get irritated with his hair. He hated having it too long and never understood how Beckman or Yasopp could deal with it.
"Fine, that's acceptable though I'd think I'd be the one on my knees."
"Not tonight, I want to take my reward." He said proudly, doing as you told him to do without complain now, and you felt your cheeks heat up again. Gods, he was a menace even while he was getting his hair cut.
Yet, if it made his hair look better, who were you to complain about having a red haired emperor between your legs eating you out all night?
Ace
"I don't need a haircut, sweetheart." Ace told you as you raised a brow at him.
"You don't?" You questioned and he shook his head, shaggy black hair swaying back and forth as he did so.
"Nope."
"Weren't you complaining about it being in your eyes last night?"
"Couldn't have been me."
You made a sound of disbelief at that before you walked towards him and forced him to sit down. "It was you and the entire crew saw it." You huffed as he whined a bit.
"It wasn't!" Yet he was already taking of his hat and setting it to the side. You shook your head as you ran your hands through the messy locks and sighed. "Have you washed your hair lately?"
"No..."
"Ace..."
"What? I didn't want to get wet." He pouted and you huffed at him.
"You're exactly like a cat." You told him as you set the scissors aside. "First bath, then we cut your hair, and you'll look even better."
"Even better?" He questioned with a faint blush and a pout. "But I'm handsome."
"You are and you'll be even more handsome after a bath." You told him. "I promise it won't be too long, okay?" You kissed his cheek and wrapped your arms around him from behind, nuzzling his neck in a way that you knew made him melt.
"Fine, but not too long." He said and you beamed. It didn't take you long to wash his hair and his body, he also felt much better and you knew it too. But you didn't say anything about it, you also knew that he felt much better as you trimmed a couple inches off his hair and then you messed it up a bit.
He laughed as he pulled you into his lap once you had finished and placed the scissors off to the side. "Do I look better now?" He asked teasingly and you laughed as you kissed him, fingers tangling in his hair as you pressed your lips to his again.
"Much better. Do you feel better?"
You didn't get an answer in the form of words, no, Ace snored as his head fell to your shoulder and you couldn't help but laugh as you ran your fingers through his hair.
"Oh, fire starter. You're such a mess."
Zoro
"No."
"Zoro." "No."
"I just need to touch it up in the back."
"I can use my swords." "I assure you that you can not use your swords on your hair."
"How do you know that?"
You scowled at the swordsman while he sat with his back to the mast, arms crossed and his eyes shut. It was time for the tri monthly hair cut the boys all seemed to need, the girls were much more willing to do it unlike the boys. Franky, Sanji, and Usopp were the only ones who'd willing corporate while Zoro and Luffy didn't. It was always a battle.
"Can you stop being a stubborn asshole for once and let me just trim it?" You asked and he opened his eye slowly, smirked, and shut his eye again after taking you in, how you looked while pissed off at him, and how he enjoyed that a bit too much.
"No."
"Unbelievable."
You walk off after that, fully intending to get him later. It's three hours later that you do get him to sit down and its only after everyone has gone to bed. Zoro wouldn't tell you this but he liked when you took care of his hair, it made him feel at ease and it also was a moment he liked to share where it was just the two of you.
You smiled as he sat down in front of you, his silent gesture that meant he was ready for you to cut his hair. He didn't have too much growth to it but it made it easier to trim up and make it look nice too. You finished up relatively quickly and leaned down to kiss the top of his head.
"There, all done." You said happily and he scoffed but there was a smile on his lips anyway.
"Tch, troublesome."
Sanji
He's happy to sit down when you tell him to. Sanji cares about his appearance and he doesn't like his hair getting too long without having a healthy trim. It's something that he learned from Zeff. He was a cook after all but he had an image to uphold. It also allowed him to be close to you in such an intimate way.
His pretty blue eyes watched as your tongue stuck out in concentration as you gently cut the ends off his blonde hair. It wasn't too much but it was just enough to make his head feel a bit lighter. He smiled up at you, causing you to blush just a bit.
"Better?" You asked, running your fingers through his hair. He was always so sweet and still while he got his hair cut and he looked so cute, you couldn't help yourself as you leaned into him when he wrapped his arms around you.
"Much, thank you, my love." He leaned up and kissed you, causing you to smile against his lips.
"Anytime, baby." You muttered and he blushed this time but he wouldn't trade this, not for a second and not when he got you all to himself for a little while.
Luffy
Somehow, it had come down to you to cut the Captain's hair. Your eyes narrowed at him as he sat perfectly still. You had figured he'd put up a fight but then again, Luffy did like his hair played with. Not that he realized that too much but he did.
"Aren't you going to cut it?" He asked, tilting his head at you. His hat sat in his lap and you stared at him.
"You're not... going to fight me on it?"
"No, Makino used to cut mine and Ace's hair. He was always a lot worse about it than me." He shrugged and you stared at him before nodding as you walked over.
"Okay, how much do you want off?" You asked, combing trhough his hair as he thought about ti and shrugged.
"Not a lot! But you'll do a good job!" He said as it if it were law and you grinned.
"I won't do too much, just a trim." You promised him as he nodded. He trusted you enough to know you wouldn't mess his hair up, not that he cared too much about it, but he didn't like it when it got close to getting into his eyes either.
You're done in record time, running your fingers through it before pulling them away. He beamed at you, that bright smile that was all sunshine.
"Thanks!" He said happily before pulling you into his lap and you let out a startled laugh.
"Luffy!"
He grinned as he nuzzled your neck and sighed. "I like when you play with my hair." He told you and you softened just a bit as you pressed a kiss to his cheek, running your fingers through his hair again. He relaxed as he snuggled against you, quite content to just hold you in his arms with his fresh new haircut.












