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Rules & Masterlist
Here are my Rules and my Masterlist!
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Rules
Masterlist
* kiss kiss *
#105: Use the words fireworks, kiss and midnight in your next story.
#351: "I could kiss you right now!" "You're very welcome to do it."
#399: "Kiss me or kill me, but make up your mind right now."
#412: "One kiss before we die?" "You can get the kiss when we survive, so move!"
#447: Kissing in the rain sounds romantic until one of them ends up with pneumonia.
#488: "You kissed me." "You kissed me back." "And I'm not here to apologize."
#490: "I would appreciate it, if you would kiss me right now."
#555: "If you don't kiss me, right now…" "Then what?" "Then I will have to do it myself."
#577: "Are you going to hit me if I kiss you?" "I might if you don't."
#670: The kiss cam definitely had it in for her.
#832: "Why do I feel like that dog gets more kisses than me?"
#875: "When did you find out?" "When you kissed me, probably."
#978: She was not the type of person to back down from a dare. And everything he did was daring her to kiss him.
#1002: "I can't stop thinking about kissing you." "Then do it. Get it out of your head."
#1005: "Would you kiss me for 100€?" "Sorry, but I don't have any cash on me right now." "No, I mean I would give you 100€ to kiss me." "Why would you give me money to do something I would pay money to do?"
#1008: "It was just a kiss." "I know. But does it have to be just that?"
#1010: "Let's not worry about the future. Let's just take this one kiss at a time." "I like how that sounds."
#1016: All their kisses so far had been full of anger. Too rough, too desperate. This one was their first kiss that was soft, without urgency.
#1061: "I have wanted to kiss you every time I've seen you smile." "Then why haven't you yet?"
#1080: "I can't stop thinking about kissing you." "And what are you going to do about that?"
#1087: She wanted it all. The lazy mornings in bed, the fight over which movie to watch, the bumping into each other in their small kitchen. The disagreements and the tears and the kisses and their love. For once she wanted to be selfish, and she wanted to have it all.
#1122: "Well, I did kiss you back, didn't I?"
#1128: "You really love me? This is not a prank, right? Because then I would have to punch you and I actually really want to kiss you."
#1266: "Why is your stupid face just so kissable?"
#1303: "You almost kissed me." "And you sound disappointed that I didn't."
More: Kisses Masterpost
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Any advice for getting the nerve to post stuff (fics specifically) online? At this point I think I might just write what I want but sit on it till I’m emotionally ready enough to release it into the wild.
Hi, anon!
Honestly, sometimes you just have to post it! In the end, you have to remember it’s for you and your joy. There’s always a good chance someone else will enjoy it too and it’s fun to just share your work. For me, it’s worth it if even one person likes my stuff. Just write what you want and be you 👌
Hope this helps!
I really hope you do write that ghost!Roger fic you talked about in your post sometime, because I would give almost ANYTHINGGG to see it, I need to see Roger being a menace to a reader, PLEASE. <3
Hi, Anon!!! I have a plan for it!! I’m super excited about it tbh.
— survived my first two days back to work!! Will be hopefully getting things out this weekend!
— the way Gol D. Roger lives rent free in my brain is a problem and now I want to write a fic where ghost!roger haunts reader and just pesters and its shenanigans
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YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Pairing: Jason Todd x reader
Summary: you come home, very drunk, and see a very hot guy sitting on your couch… so naturally you ask him out!
It starts with a simple, high-pitched gasp in the middle of your living room.
Jason is sitting on the couch in a gray t-shirt and sweatpants, laptop on his knees, mid-snack, when you stumble through the front door. You’re wearing one of his oversized jacket slung over your shoulders, your cheeks flushed red from two too many margaritas with your friends, and your hair a complete, chaotic masterpiece.
He sets his laptop aside immediately, a half-amused, half-concerned smirk already forming on his lips. "Hey, sweetheart. How was girls' night—"
He doesn't get to finish. The moment your eyes land on him, your hands fly to your face, covering your red-hot cheeks. You freeze in place, staring at him through your fingers as if you’ve just spotted a celebrity in a coffee shop.
"Oh," you whisper loud enough for the whole apartment complex to hear. "Oh my god."
Jason blinks, pausing. "What?"
You kick off your shoes—completely missing the rack—and take three deliberate, overly cautious, drunk steps toward the couch. Your eyes are wide, glassy, and completely starstruck.
"Who are you?" you ask, leaning over the back of the couch, resting your chin on your folded hands. You beam at him, giggling softly. "Because you are... so pretty. Like so hot. Has anyone ever told you that? You look like a whole movie star."
Jason slowly looks down at his faded t-shirt, then back up at you. A playful glint flickers in his blue eyes as the reality hits him: You have completely forgotten you're already dating him.
"A movie star, huh?" Jason drawls, leaning back against the cushions and crossing his arms over his chest. He bites down on the inside of his cheek to keep from bursting out laughing. "Can't say I hear that one often. I'm Jason."
"Jason," you sigh, the name rolling off your tongue like a melody. You sway slightly where you stand, blushing down to your collarbone. "That's a nice name. I'm... well, you know. I'm me."
"Nice to meet you, Me," he says softly, his voice dropping into that smooth, low register he knows makes you melt. "What's a girl like you doing flustered in my living room?"
"I live here! I think?" You look around the apartment, thoroughly confused for a split second, before your focus snaps right back to him like a magnet. You lean in closer, whispering conspiratorially, "Listen... I know this is crazy, but... are you single?"
You pause, then giggle, “wanna know a secret? I actually wanna marry you but I think asking you if you’re single is less advanced.”
Jason bites his lower lip, trying—and failing—to hide a massive grin. "Am I single? Well... that's a tough question."
Your face falls instantly into a dramatic, adorable pout, and you genuinely look devastated. "Oh no. You have a girlfriend?"
"I do," Jason says softly, watching your reaction.
"Is she pretty?" you ask, sniffling just a little bit, clearly heartbroken.
"She's gorgeous," Jason says, his voice softening. He reaches out, grabbing your wrist gently, and pulls you over the back of the couch until you tumble right onto his lap. You gasp, your hands landing flat against his chest, feeling the steady thump of his heart. "She’s got this ridiculously cute laugh, gets super giggly when she drinks, and is currently sitting on my lap looking at me like I hung the moon."
You stare at him, your brain slowly churning through the alcoholic fog.
1... 2... 3 seconds pass.
"Wait," you whisper, your eyes going wide. "I just drank and I am fairly giggly."
"You are."
"And I'm on your lap."
"You are."
"...I'm the pretty girlfriend?!"
Jason couldn't hold it back anymore; he threw his head back and laughed, the deep, rumbling sound vibrating through his chest against your palms. "Yes, dummy. You're the pretty girlfriend. We've been together for over a year."
A look of pure, unadulterated triumph washes over your face. You kick your feet up, burying your burning face right into the crook of his neck, muffled giggles spilling out against his skin. "I scored so hard," you mutter into his collar. "He's huge and he's mine."
"Yeah, yeah, you hit the lottery," Jason chuckled, his broad arms wrapping snugly around your waist, pulling you close so you wouldn't slide off. He kissed the top of your head, resting his chin on your hair. "Come on, baby. Let's get you some water and into bed before you try to ask me out again."
"Wait!" You pop your head back up, cheeks still bright red, poking his chest with a single finger. "So... does this mean you won't go on a date with me?"
Jason shook his head, a soft, fond smile softening his rugged features. "I'll take you on a date every single day of the week, sweetie. Now go to sleep."
ᰔ 𝓢ugar High ˙ . ꒷ 🍰 . 𖦹˙—
。𖦹°‧ Pairing — Jason Todd x fem!reader
。𖦹°‧Content/summary — What starts as you taking up baking as a hobby quickly turns into a full-blown crisis. Jason goes from dutifully eating your rock-hard practice brownies to becoming addicted to your homemade pastries. He gains a little comfortable soft layer over his abs, smells like vanilla and cinnamon 24/7, and couldn't care less what his brothers have to say about it.
At this point, it was getting ridiculous.
When you first started baking, Jason was basically a hero just for swallowing the messes you made. Chocolate chip cookies that tasted like straight salt, loaves of sourdough dense enough to dent the wall, and strawberry cupcakes that tasted like garlic…!
He ate all of it anyway. Sitting on the counter in his sweatpants, jaw working overtime through a brick-hard brownie, crumbs flying everywhere. "Baby, it’s not bad…. you’re getting better. You should keep going.”
So you did. You learned how to brown butter, and mastered high-fat pastries.
And that's when Jason officially lost his mind.
Now, the apartment constantly smelled so sweet it was almost criminal. Warm yeast, caramelized sugar, browning butter, and that heavy, rich scent of real vanilla bean that hung in the air.
It got to the point where Jason smelled like it 24/7. It didn't matter if he'd just spent six hours fighting guys in a damp sewer—the second he pulled off the red helmet, he didn't smell like Gotham air or cordite anymore. He smelled ridiculously like warm vanilla bean and spicy cinnamon. It clung to his skin, his hair, his jacket, even his sweat. It was his natural scent at this point.
And he was completely, hopelessly feral for it.
The man was eating continuously. You’d wake up at three in the morning to the sound of plastic wrap rustling in the dark, finding him leaning against the fridge in his boxers, shoving a cold, glaze-covered cinnamon roll into his mouth before he’d even turned the light on. He’d come home from patrol covered in rain and soot, kick his boots off, and walk straight past you to grab a warm vanilla cupcake off the cooling rack.
Not one. Three. In about thirty seconds flat.
You’d sit on the counter and watch him eat like he’d been starving uin the desert, his eyes half-shut, frosting smeared across his thumb. He didn't even use plates anymore. Just stood there in his gear, breathing in the sweet bakery air of the kitchen, completely hooked.
Naturally, eating his weight in heavy cream, butter, and sugar every single day caught up with him.
He was still huge—the man was broad as a barn and could still throw a guy through a windshield—but the tight, shrink-wrapped abs were completely gone. In their place was a noticeably soft, solid layer. A cozy kind of soft. The kind where resting your head on his chest while watching TV felt ten times better because he actually had some padding over his ribs—and he smelled like a fresh tray of cinnamon buns while you cuddled him.
He didn't care. He was living in a sugar-induced bliss.
The rest of the family, unfortunately, had eyes (and noses).
It came to a head on a Tuesday in the Batcave. Jason was leaning back against the console, jacket half-unzipped, lazily listening to Bruce rant about precinct logs.
Dick walked past, stopped dead in his tracks, and sniffed the air like a hound dog before looking right at Jason’s middle. Before Jason could react, Dick darted a hand out and jabbed a finger right into his side.
"Dude," Dick said, his mouth twitching into a wide grin. "Are you getting... doughy? And why do you smell like a bakery?"
Tim didn't look up from his screen, but he snorted into his mug. "It's all he eats. Every time I radio him, I can hear him chewing a muffin. He literally smells like sweet vanilla from ten feet away. He's an addict."
"It's embarrassing," Damian muttered from across the room, scowling over a batarang. "You look like you're preparing to hibernate, Todd. And you smell like a confectioner's shop. Your conditioning is shot."
Jason didn't even blink. He reached out, slapped Dick’s hand away hard enough to leave a red mark, and reached straight into his inner jacket pocket.
He pulled out a soft, foil-wrapped vanilla bun you’d snuck into his gear before he left, peeled the foil back with his teeth, and shoved half of it into his mouth right in front of them.
"Cry about it," Jason mumbled around a mouthful of soft dough, icing sticking to the corner of his lip. "You guys are up here eating cardboard protein bars and drinking grass water. My girl makes these from scratch. Every day. I'm taking this to my grave."
Dick stared at the bun, the smug look instantly evaporating as the rich smell of cinnamon drifted across the cave. "...Is that cream cheese frosting?"
Jason zipped his jacket up over his soft stomach with zero shame, smelling like pure vanilla sugar, and took another huge bite.
"Don't even breathe near it, Dick. Get your own girl."
They should have left it at that. But Dick and Tim thought it would be funny to test the theory.
The next afternoon, while Jason was out doing a routine sweep of Crime Alley, Dick swiped the tin of fresh cinnamon rolls and the box of vanilla-bean cupcakes you’d sent Jason off with for the shift.
They realized their mistake within two hours.
Without his daily influx of sugar and butter, Jason didn't just get annoyed—he turned downright vicious.
By hour three of patrol, his radio comms were just a series of low, terrifying snarls. When Tim tried to check in on a lead, Jason cut him off by telling him to "shut your mouth before I cave your visor in." When a mugger in an alley hesitated to put his weapons down, Jason didn't negotiate; he threw the guy through a brick wall, kicked his gun across the street, and slammed the alley door so hard the hinges bent.
By the time everyone regrouped in the Batcave, the tension was suffocating.
Jason practically stomped down the glass stairs, helmet yanked off, his jaw clenched so tight the muscles were twitching. His hair was sticking up, his eyes were bloodshot, and he looked ready to murder a man with his bare hands.
"Where is it," Jason snapped, his voice dangerously quiet, stepping right into Dick's personal space.
Dick swallowed hard, suddenly realizing that a withdrawal-addicted Red Hood was not a joke. "Jay, calm down, we just—"
"I asked you a question, Dickhead," Jason barked, slamming a heavy tactical gauntlet onto the main console hard enough to rattle the monitors. "Where are the fucking cinnamon rolls."
You would’ve thought Dick killed someone by the way Jason was staring at him,
"We took them!" Tim blurted out, holding up hands in surrender from behind his chair. "We wanted to see if you were actually addicted! You've been a nightmare on comms all night, man, you're literally going through sugar withdrawal!"
"Give. Them. Back." Jason’s eyes narrowed into slit-like glares. "I have had a twelve-hour day, my head hurts, I smell like cheap exhaust, and I am five seconds away from beating both of you into the concrete if my girl's baking isn't back in my hands."
Dick frantically reached under the desk, pulling out the sealed tin and handing it over like a bomb squad tech disarming an explosive.
Jason snatched the tin, popped the lid off immediately, and took a massive, angry bite out of a roll. He stood there in the middle of the cave, breathing heavily, chewing aggressively while staring daggers at both of them.
Within thirty seconds, as the soft dough and heavy glaze hit his system, his shoulders slowly dropped. The vein pulsing in his temple calmed down. He let out a long, shuddering sigh, the scary edge melting away as that familiar, warm vanilla aroma washed over him again.
He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, gave Dick one last, lethal glare, and hugged the tin tightly against his chest, his softer stomach pressing into the metal lid.
"Don't ever," Jason grunted, walking back toward the Batmobile, "touch my food again."
Requested by @nightwingsbabydoll tysm! This was so fun to write.
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TO-DO/WIPS 7/29/26
To-Do
Ace, Sabo, Law- being a responsible guy and it gets you…wetttttt (Posted: Ace. In Progress: Sabo & Law in progress)
Ace x fem!Reader- childhood fluff (in progress)
Smoker x devil fruit user!reader- smoker is mean 😊 (for @vulgar-blue) (Posted Here)
One bed trope- Doffy
Ace, Shanks, Marco, Sanji, and Sabo- Reader who FINALLYY flusters them for @unknownficenjoyer (Posted Here)
Shanks x Straw Hat!Reader- joins Red Haired Pirates during 2 year time skip, shanks won't know what to do with himself for (@radioactivepidgeon )
Game Night with the Batboys and their father because Bruce wants bonding time for @spicy-katsu
WIPs
Roger, Shanks, Luffy and that damn straw hat (probs nsfw)
Sanji- Wiping something off your lip
Wearing Ace's Shirt on Deck
Sitting on Laps
Break the Door- Smoker x Marine Captain!Female!Reader
A/N: So, here's a spicy Smoker fic @vulgar-blue it isn't exactly like your prompt but I have something planned for that. The story just kind of wrote itself but I still hope you enjoy it!! Anyway, rip to the door. This is the first time I've written for Smoker in length so hopefully, he's IC but ya know, here ya go.
Warnings: Smut, lots of smut, devil fruit play, the door, use of pet names (baby), dirty talk, mention of dom/sub if you squint.
The smell of tea leaves and freshly baked pastries filled the little tea shop that you and Tashigi had agreed to meet to catch up. You had originally been Smoker’s unit back in Loguetown but you had been snatched up by Vice Admiral Tsruru with the promise of advancement, justice, and just a little bit more leniency. It had been fun and a good move, you were at the rank of Captain now and had your own ship. You bent the rules more than you probably should but the marines under you adored you and you adored them but you did miss Tashigi and you had missed Captain… well, he was Vice Admiral Smoker now. Tsuru had said you had the potential to become a vice Admiral soon as you had made plenty of progress with your devil fruit. The cloud-cloud fruit was becoming a dangerous weapon in your hands and powerful at that but it hadn’t been last night, no, it hadn’t been helpful at all last night. Your cheeks heated at the memory of smoke and heat from the night before but you’re broken from your thoughts when an enthusiastic swordswoman waved her hand and called your name.
— finished the smoker fic and will be posting it when I get home from some errands!
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