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if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art
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@samliveblogsfanfiction
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
Another billboard: Dairy Bite--The Chewing Gum Flavored With the Low-Fat Goodness of Real Cheese.
that's repulsive
pg. 87, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
"...the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
pg. 86, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
"And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us," Seth says. Seth's hands are off the steering wheel and flutter around to make his point. "And since God can't control us," he says, "all God does is watch and change the channels when He gets bored."
pg. 80, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
Some days I hate it when Brandy changes our lives without warning. Sometimes, twice in one day. you have to live up a whole new identity. A new name. New relationships. Handicaps. It's hard to remember who I started this road trip being.
pg. 64, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
Masterpost: All Live Blogs
Want to see a book that's already been live-bogged? Look no further!
Fan Fiction
Dalton (Klaine/Glee Fic) by cpcoulter [In Progress]
The Boy From Oz (Klaine/Glee Fic) by inkystars [Complete]
Original Fiction
Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk [In Progress]
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green [Complete]
Misc. Bits (Not full reblogs)
All the Other Ghosts (Klaine/Glee Fic) by rainjoy
The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up (Klaine/Glee Fic) by inkystars [Hiatus]
"When you understand," Brandy says, "that what you're telling is just a story. It isn't happening anymore. When you realize the story you're telling is just words, when you can just crumble it up and throw your past in the trashcan," Brandy says, "then we'll figure out who you're going to be."
pg. 61, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
The big jeweled arm muscles of Brandy sit me down in the seat still hot from her ass, and she holds the compact so I can see inside. Instead of face powder, it's full of white capsules. Where they should be a mirror, there's a close up photo of Brandy Alexander smiling and looking terrific.
pg. 60, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
I have never learned so much about a character in three sentences. Bless this man.
She says, "You can't base your life on the past or the present... You have to tell me about your future."
pg. 60, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palaniuk
I say, "Jrogier fi fkgoewir mfofeinf fcdc." She says, "Good! Great! See how easy?" On my pad with my pencil I write: fuck off.
pg. 52, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
When it's time to reintroduce me to solid foods, their words again, it's puréed chicken and strained carrots. Baby foods. Everything mashed or pulverized or crushed. You are what you eat.
pg. 48, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
...if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything.
LOL UNLESS YOU'RE A THEATRE STUDENT
Ahem.
pg. 42, Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know that means bisexual at least.
pg. 39, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
Man, I need to get on a posting schedule or something. I feel bad that you guys keep following and I'm not churning out stuff as regularly as I could be. Starting today, my goal is to live-blog at least once a week on here! I'll try to get on later tonight. :)
"He wasn't wearing his seatbelt." She said, "His car rolled right over the top of him." She said, "That's why he'd be so perfect for you."
pg.34, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk
It would be easier to see her living in a gingerbread house than a convent. Married to Santa Claus instead of God.
pg.33, Invisible Monsters, by Chuck Palahniuk