[residentsuperhero]

i’ve got 99 problems and my roommate is probably about 98 of them

[spoclcers-archive]

[madlori]

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[claphnelauren]

[seanp0donnell]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via itcuddles)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

[jordymariesays]

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

[curious-name-deactivated2018121]

WHAT

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a crush is being in a constantly altering state of joy and despair. The joyous feeling of loving all that someone does, mixed with the despair of knowing you might never be a part of it

[unclefather]

[lollittaaa]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[oknope]

“Removing toxic people from your life is actually not the difficult part. Not feeling guilty about it is.”

— (via hefuckin)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Today we can barely see the stars with light pollution and are still star-struck by new pictures of space. Imagine 2000 years ago when the entire sky was open and you could see the chaos. Wouldn’t be hard to believe in something other-wordly.

[helpingg]

[thorthedorkworld]

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

[taliabobalia]

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

[oaktreegirl-blog]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here