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Ali | 25 I talk a lot in the tags ~Find me on ao3 at Durincorporated~

[leonkennedysprostate]

updated: for those wanting to help venezuelans, these are the best general ways to go about it

cruz roja (red cross venezuela)

doctors without borders

save the children (general campaign)

world central kitchen

+ the AFSC call to action (US)

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[teaboot]

So today's mission is to modify Ollie's auto-feeder in a way that he can no longer knock it over to make treats fall out

[teaboot]

Round 2: bolted it to the fridge

[krokagator]

You reminded me that this exists, and it seems relevant.

[teaboot]

oh my god

[funny-tik-toks]

[unclepapamoose]

Same as it ever was ✨

[ruinedchildhood]

I wanted to make a gifset ... but nothing would do this scene justice.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[henk-heijmans]

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

[chippyyyz]

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[erdenmaedchen]

STAR TREK V The Final Frontier

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[nitronine]

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??