i'm making war

Samantha Hart. 19. College freshman/law school intern. Older sister, daughter and extreme feminist. Make a douchey comment and I'll punch you in the face.

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If someone brings me pot, I’ll buy them food.

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chris-hudson:

“This coming from the girl who doesn’t do anything but party?”

I do too do other things but party. I ... fuck.

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chris-hudson:

“Not comfortable with it. Want Rachel’s number?”

Pass. I’m not waking up your mom. I hope you find a suitable babysitter one day and can resume not being a boring person.

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chris-hudson:

“Not happening. I kind of like him. Just a little.”

Are you implying my parents can’t babysit a five year old?

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seth-harperx:

“Clubs aren’t my thing.”

Well that’s just no fun.

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chris-hudson:

“If you call my mom, wake her up, and have her watch shorty.”

... Can’t we just make my parents watch it. Him.

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seth-harperx:

“Anyone know of any good parties?”

It’s not a party but this club I’m at is pretty good tonight.

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chris-hudson:

“Friday night in… isn’t too shabby.”

You should come out with me anyway.

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How much do you have to drink before feelings go away?

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“Eight.”

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Good to know.

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I guess.

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What feelings are you trying to forget anyway?

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They're unimportant.

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jakexstjames:

Nope. But hey, you never know, everyone surprises you.

I guess.

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jakexstjames:

I’d say after the 5th drink. 3 if you’re a lightweight.

Do I strike you as a lightweight, Jake?

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teddywashington:

So you think you can help? Not really. I kind of want to write books and maybe do a bit of teaching, but that’s about it.

I can promise that. So professor and an author. How far of the way through are you?

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teddywashington:

Kitty Wilde, well Hart now. Since she’s married and all that. History major with a minor in computer engineering, in case the teaching thing doesn’t work out.

Ah. That’s pretty cool. You wanna be a curator or something?

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teddywashington:

Here. Besides of the whole college thing, she’s the reason I’m in New York.

Do I get a name to help you meet her, or? What’s your major?

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teddywashington:

No one important, really. Just your typical foster child trying to get in contact with their birth mother.

I’m pretty good at finding people. Who’s your birth mom?

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teddywashington:

Yeah, no. I get it.

So, who are you? Like, aside from the obvious.