What the hell is going on here?
Well Bjorn said family game night and I thought why don’t I come over and help Mrs. Nelson-Lothbrok make the snacks.
Not really what I meant Hvitserk I knew about the family game night I’m in the group chat and I saw your message about you coming to help me make snacks, I’m more talking about this living breathing woman next to you, no offence.
Ohh this, this is my girlfriend, her name is Thora and I thought I’d start with you meeting her since everyone else is a bit more crazy and you also have the most kids if you could your adopted ones and your step kid. Thora this is my older brother’s wife, Torvi Nelson-Lothbrok.
Well it’s nice to meet you Torvi, I’m Thora. Your house is very beautiful. And I can’t wait to meant everyone in this family.
You might want to wait on that one, they’ve a bit full on and Hvitserk you should know better then to bring a girl home on game night in this family. Don’t you remember my first one, I called Halfdan to come pick me up as soon as it was over.
Well I guess you are right about that I still remember Bjorn yelling at us, ohh and now we have more mini Bjorn’s involved how many of them are there? Never mind, I don’t want to know. But it won’t be that bad now since Dad divorced Mum and she’s off with Harbard somewhere and then Lagertha and Dad are engaged, so there’s not that fight anymore.
I swear to Thor you are forgetting that you and your brothers are very competitive, now add in your cousins, uncle, aunt, step-mum, dad, nieces and nephews, along with the fact that Bjorn and I do get pretty competitive.
I feel like I should meet your family some over time, not that Torvi hasn’t been welcoming but I feel like maybe a lunch would be better?
Don’t worry about going you can stay but make sure you don’t bring attention to your self and on your first few nights never and I mean never win…
But you win all the time!
Not till I was pregnant with Erik did I start to actually win at theses game nights.
Yer and then when Bjorn brought home Porrun when he cheated on you and got her pregnant you beat her at literally ever game we played even the drinking ones and you were pregnant with Guthrum by that fuckwit Jarl.
So I’m guessing long night?
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