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BRANDON RODGERS STARTERS

WARNING: Some may be offense to certain people, please read with caution!

❝ I drink to forget, but I always remember. ❞

❝ I am handi-capable of math! ❞

❝ My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up! ❞

❝ When the f*ck did we get to Holland? ❞

❝ She/he’s a ghost now. ❞

❝ That mouse gotta own somebody. ❞

❝ This sweetie gonna give you diabete. ❞

❝ I’m ready to go now! They’re voting for Hillary! ❞

❝ I haven’t touched a piece of candy in 20 years. ❞

❝ _____, grab your tablet, I don’t want you talking to me. ❞

❝ Oh no, _____, he/she sucks. ❞

❝ Shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone! ❞

❝ I’m a mom making a difference. ❞

❝ F*ck it, it’s momma’s now. ❞

❝ IT’S FASTER IF YOU ROLL! ❞

❝ These french fries are a baby. ❞

❝ Jokes on you, I can’t read english. ❞

❝ Stop walking gay. ❞

❝ _____, why do you always set me up with the chinese uber drivers? ❞

❝ One percent, represent! ❞

❝ This is my hippity house! ❞

❝ I had to sleep on an ant hill last night. ❞

❝ Got a few demons up here, but Jesus is my helmet. ❞

❝ I collect salmon. ❞

❝ The only thing you’re hurting are my feelings. ❞

❝ There’s too many ugly people. ❞

❝ I seem to have found a little b*tch. ❞

❝ It’s not funny anymore! ❞

❝ You know I am allergic to stripes! ❞

❝ I’m feeling sad, cry for me. ❞

❝ I’m trying to watch America’s Got Talent! ❞

❝ Britain’s got talent too, dear. ❞

❝ You just earned another episode of Down-town Abbey! ❞

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KHONJIN HOUSE STARTERS

WARNING: Some starters may be offensive to some people, viewer discretion is advised! 

❛ _____, you f*ck. ❜

❛ Their main export, pepperoni pizza bread. ❜

❛ Rob the place of every peppi.  ❜

❛ I WANT EVERY PEPPI ON MY DESK BY THE 69TH HOUR IN 420 DAYS. ❜

❛ I JUST WANT A PEPPERONI PIZZA! ❜

❛ Ah, gay _____. You always come through for me. ❜

❛ This is just a plate of spaghetti. ❜

❛ _____, you shot yourself in the face. ❜

❛ Well, if I’m going, I’m taking my spaghetti with me. ❜

❛ I guess you’re right, goodbye. ❜

❛ Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to ‘Guess The Answer, You F*cking Idiot!’ the game-show and insult. ❜

❛ *tie levitates to nose* ❜

❛ Contestant number one is, Dumb*ss! ❜

❛ Your prize for winning is full, legal authority to burn down my house and kill my family- WHAT?! ❜

❛ IT’S IN THE CONTRACT! ❜

❛ I think I swallowed a bottle cap. ❜

❛ Hello sir/ma’am, I’m from the mormon chruch of being a mormon. ❜

❛ I’m here to sell you some mormons. ❜

❛ WHAT?! What do you want? Do you want this? It is my most prized possession. ❜

❛ I don’t know, I found it in the GARBAGE. ❜

❛ *weird voice* Hello, son. ❜

❛ I GOT TO SAVE THE SPAGHETTI! ❜

❛ Well, F*ck-I-Chino, I come here to get my peppi pizza. ❜

❛ WALK THE HECK OUT! ❜

❛ LISTEN, NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AREN’T AMERICA, YOU BETTER SHUT UP!❜

❛ But that’s a different plate of cookies, for another glass of milk. ❜

❛ Are you american? Do you even know what 9/11 is? I WAS THERE! On those planes. ❜

❛ It’s just a little scooty, you know it’s just a little scooty, DON’T F*CK WITH IT. ❜

❛ Well, you see, the thing about that is that I... am going to touch it.  ❜

❛ I just said don’t do that. ❜

❛ I won’t do it on ONE condition, you have to answer me one question. What is Martin Luther King’s real identity? ❜

❛ Adam Sandler. ❜

❛ You’re not as big as you think, _____. ❜

❛ The only rock you’re gonna feel is the pavement! ❜

❛ Who the f*ck is talking about a rock? ❜

❛ Maybe if you paid your bills, your wife wouldn’t have left you. ❜

❛ MY WIFE AND I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE! ❜

❛ She was cheating on you! ❜

❛ She couldn’t cheat on me, let alone a math test. ❜

❛ She got a C+, explain that! ❜

❛ We need the chiwowow cat back. ❜

❛ What you don’t seem to understand is that, if you don’t give it back I’m going to stick you up like the fat pig you are. ❜

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A KAITRPS THEME (002) ;; ALLY

here’s my second theme ever, dedicated to my favorite person ever, ally! it’s a rather simple header theme, edited from this base code. it looks best if you have a medium-long description (approximately 7-8 lines). the links look best if they’re short. you can edit for personal use if you’d like, but please don’t edit & repost. please be sure to keep the credit where it is! if you’re going to be using this, please like or reblog.

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2 customizable links

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THEME 34 – iT’s YoU

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