Random Things

Hi! I'm Sam, 20, lover of all things things funny, cute, Disney, and Kylo Ren.

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Concept: A text-replacer extension which corrects “pandering to [group]” to “being enjoyable for people who are not me.”

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This was actually the best idea:

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sams-soul:

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

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FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

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ALWAYS.

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Wow wish I was this talented

Artist: jirkavinse on Instagram

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The Nightmare Before Christmas Directed by Henry Selick (1993)

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me

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So I actually wrote my dissertation about this and it’s not just that the Department of Defence (there’s an office in the Pentagon dedicated to liaising with Hollywood productions), but they effectively have a strangle-hold on how Hollywood portrays the US military since the DoD give permission for producers to use military hardware, without that permission the cost of filming sharply goes up and films end up extremely over-budget. So the producers can either drop any critical elements at the DoD’s discretion, or continue with a film which will barely be released at all and will never make its budget back. 

Any American film which involves the military, know that the DoD probably signed off on it, or were directly involved with. Films like American Sniper and Zero Dark Thirty had a heavy government influence, the latter to falsely justify the methods the CIA used in finding and killing Osama bin Laden, which included torture.  

It’s why the military figures are always the heros and there will never be a Hollywood film which is critical of the US military because of this. Just remember, whenever you see the US military in a Hollywood movie, it’s exactly what the Department of Defence want you to see. It’s not being hyperbolic when these types of films are called propaganda. 

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Whenever you see the US military in a Hollywood movie, it’s exactly what the Department of Defence want you to see. It’s not being hyperbolic when these types of films are called propaganda.

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everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

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HOLY FUCK

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holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

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Beautiful

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look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes

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it’s been seven hours where is my spencer shay

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IT TOOK EIGHT HOURS AND TWO REBLOGS BUT I GOT A SPENCER SHAY IN MY INBOX EVEN THOUGH THIS POST HAS 647,299 NOTES HOW 

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Ok so I need to find some inspiration maybe spencer shay can help

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I’m so ready

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try me, bitch

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plz?

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I need this in my life

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LESS THAN A FUCKING HOUR

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS WORKS GUYS. OH MY GOD.

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IMM READYYYYY

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it’s worth a shot man…

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I’m begging you

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I beg of you

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Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about

“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.

“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.

“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.

“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.

“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.

“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.

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this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that

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Pride and Prejudice: relatable moments 

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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💕More Disney Crossovers💕

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Why can’t I stop watching this

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I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

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He l p m e

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I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING