So far away

Freya García, Xey/Xem, Demiwoman. Senior xenobiologist of far field team Purple Foxtrot.

[racing-heart-open-wings]

...Target list is dwindling

The friendship manual says to give space to those who are angry with you and my niece has closely befriended approximately half of the omninet and although the creature it enjoys aboard the Jeweled Wings has been very nice to me for some reason I feel I should venture outward

The funny dogs are still very much connected to that group and if I am honest I am a still a little mad about the whole "legionspace intrusion leading to me being tortured for several weeks" thing

The infobroker seems associated with the silly group but in a manner which seems reluctant at best but also she is even worse at this than I

I will not associate with the various cops on the Omninet both because they are cops (I have been forced to be a cop it is stupid and I hate it) and also because I fear the NHPRO would beat my casket with hammers until I am dead forever

I must seek out more omninet weirdos

[samples-georg]

Heyyyy we've been isolated from all other people in person fir subjective decades we count as weirdos :D

[samples-georg]

Being a bunch of civillians decades away from the nearest blinkgate has never been better

Far field teams for the win!

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Something worth noting about Liberator Teams that a lot of people don't get is that all holding an officer rank really does is signify that you're important to non-LT personnel. The officer leadership course is just another form of specialist training to most of us. Jadwiga is a captain like I'm a medic and Redeye is a scout sniper.

With that in mind, I keep forgetting that I as a Staff Sergeant technically need to salute Union Navy captains because I never salute Liberator officers.

|| KARATEKA ||

[samples-georg]

Real. We've been out here so long I don't think anyone remembers who's supposed to defer to whom anymore. Doesn't help that one of our crew is "Dr Capitan"

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Some say its actually a subaltern chauffeur. And that its existence is a violation of the First Contact Accords. All we know is, its called the Stig!

|| KARATEKA ||

[belladonna-from-the-abyss]

- Some say it’s Ra’s left hand, and that it once won an arm wrestle with Harrison the second

- Some say its an entire HORUS polycule in one subaltern, and that they once acted as the getaway driver for a blacksite heist

- All We know is, its not the Stig ! But it is the Stig’s Ungrateful cousin !

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Some say that its real name is Tyrannocleave. And that it sleeps with half its brain awake, like a dolphin.

|| KARATEKA ||

[belladonna-from-the-abyss]

- Others say it once drifted a freighter around saturn, and that its frame is still a manual

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Some say that it's a product of SSC's genetic editing to resurrect the wooly mammoth. And that, much like Merlin, its growing younger as it ages.

|| KARATEKA ||

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Some say that it's a card carrying member of Interplanetary Teamsters. And that its existence unsolved the Yemanova Problem.

|| KARATEKA ||

[she-who-paints-with-fire]

Some say that its the only member of Constellar Daylight. And that it's wanted in Purview space for two thousand manna of parking tickets.

|| KARATEKA ||

[samples-georg]

Some say that it's the inventor of purple-tac, and that the legal battle between it and the think tank for credit is ongoing to this day

[samples-georg]

What they don't tell you about working on a far field team is that when you inevitably get jumped by a giant plant monster or unreasonably large superpredator, someone will want to take photos.

Anyway, does anyone know how to cook smth so big that the gristle in the meat is like a foot thick?

[3rd-dactyl-arts]

You're gonna wanna trim that down and render as much of it as you can. Pour the melted fat over the meat as it cooks, preferably low and slow on a VERY large grill or smoker, cut into reasonable portions.

That, or roast it on a spit and carve in layers. Call that the Attican Special.

[samples-georg]

[A photo of a subaltern and some fucker in a green hazmat suit (are they not roasting in there?!) Turning a gyro made out of fucking sticks by hand]

The entire team now wants to buy you drinks lmao

[samples-georg]

What they don't tell you about working on a far field team is that when you inevitably get jumped by a giant plant monster or unreasonably large superpredator, someone will want to take photos.

Anyway, does anyone know how to cook smth so big that the gristle in the meat is like a foot thick?

[samples-georg]

Well this is new.

Omibuoys are up and running.

TEAM, WE HAVE COMMS OPEN AGAIN!