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bexcs:

She smiled a little as he continued kissing her, wrapping her arms tighter around his neck. It was steamy; per usual, and definitely caused them to be in a center of attention for those couple of long minutes that they continued making out - until Bex pulled away breathlessly, bursting into small laughter. “Fuck you, Sam. Now I’m turned on and you’re not!” she told him, pushing him away playfully. “- that’s so fucking unfair.”

The kissing was definitely fun, he had to admit. Kissing was always fun. So at least it was entertaining. When Bex pulled away, he could see how many people were looking at them, and it made him slightly nervous, but he’d get over it. Smiling at her, she shrugged “You’re the one who wanted to make out. I told you that it wouldn’t get to me. But you agreed.” He laughed, moving towards her again “But if I was straight I’d totally be down to fuck, just for the record.”

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damoncollinss:

“I’m sure the next party won’t be like this. But alright, I get it. How about you stay for a little while and then we’ll get out of here and go to a bar or something?” He didn’t want Sampson to mope around all night, but also didn’t want him to sit in his room so this seemed like the perfect solution.

“I really hope it won’t be. I wish they would just throw normal ones.” He huffed, trying to get his bad mood out. Maybe he could have fun, Damon had pulled him out to have fun and he’d never been a let down. Even when it came to other things. “You’d ditch the party for me? D, I don’t want to make you do that.” Sam murmured, hesitantly pressing a kiss to the other’s cheek.

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damoncollinss:

“And why is it so disappointing? Did something happen recently that I don’t know anything about?” Raising his brow, Damon didn’t have a clue as to why Sampson felt like that. “You can always have some fun without drinking too…”

“No. I’m just so tired of themed little parties. I had to go to so many little things with my mom and dad and I had to chaperone little parties for my sister..They’re just so irritating, I’d rather drink without all the costumes and stuff. I don’t see the point of it all.” Sampson explained, shrugging his shoulders slightly. “I know, sug..Parties are more fun with drinking, but I just..I don’t think that drinking will help with my hatred for parties like this.”

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damoncollinss:

“One, it’s not stupid. Two, it’s fun. It gets you out there. Get some alcohol in your system and have a little fun. Come on man, when have i ever let you down?”

“It is stupid, all parties with a them are stupid, babe.” He sighed “I don’t think drinking will do me any good tonight, it’s no fun. I’d rather be out at some club or like..I dunno, out taking pictures..” He murmured, shaking his head “Well..I mean..Never, actually..But it’s different. You wouldn’t be the one disappointing me. The whole party would be disappointing me. It already is.”

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samlangwood:

“Because it could be fun. And you need to get out more instead of being stuck in that room of yours. If you’re really that bored after a little while, I’ll take you to your room yourself.”

Sampson smiled at him, shrugging “You know I hate themes parties though..” He murmured. Maybe it could be fun. “Besides, I haven’t been stuck in my room, I went to the park and a field and I pet some dogs at the shelter yesterday. Better idea, if I’m bored after a little while and you take me back to the room we should make out. As an apology for dragging me here.”

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calliopexhollis:

     “oh, yeah, just name all your friends, that’s a great idea, just how i want to spend my night– who the fuck is rebecca collins and why did she kiss you? doesn’t everyone in this school know you’re not into that?” she laughed loudly, shaking her head at him. “fine! then fucking leave, see if i care. i’ve got my night covered, got my tequila and my bender references. don’t tell me to shut up, you little shit.”

“I’m gonna when you tell me that you’re the only one that can stand me! Like, bitch, you ain’t shit! I don’t even like you that much! Especially when you drag me into shit I don’t wanna be doing. Bex, Bex Collins. Probably because she was drunk as fuck but shit, making out is making out. Yeah, everyone knows, but who gives a shit?” Sampson sighed, running his fingers through his hair angrily. “I will! I don’t wanna be here anyway!” He shouted, beginning to storm off towards the exit.

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calliopexhollis:

     “why not? everyone’s in a good fucking mood, why are you such a downer all the time? this is why you’re stuck with me and not someone you actually like, because i’m the only one who stands you,” she pointed out, jokingly ( or was she? ). “yeah, fuck me, i have low standards, so what?”

“I’m not, I have fucking fun, I have good times, I have good moods, I fucking keep shit lit half the time, okay? Excuse you, a lot of people stand me. Zelena Knight, Daniel Knight, Benjamin Cane, Tj Moore, Sebastian Bianchi, Rebecca Collins, who even fucking kissed me might I add, Aaron Middleton, and a fuckton more.” He shook his head, yelling at this point. “So, I don’t, so I’m not gonna make out with dudes I think are ugly, so shut the fuck up!”

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calliopexhollis:

     “oh, shut it already, you enjoy parties. what would you be doing if you weren’t here, huh? bawling your eyes out over a netflix show? nu-uh, over my dead body,” she informed him, taking two shot glasses from the nearest table and filling them up with what she could only assume was tequila. “even i want to make out with most of the gay guys here, don’t be a dick.”

“I like parties, I don’t like parties like this, I want to go back to my room. No, actually, I’d probably be getting high and doing something I actually wanna do.” He snapped, glaring at her and shaking his head as she did shots “Excuse me if I have a type and don’t have low standards like you.”

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calliopexhollis:

     “i was being annoying, and it worked perfectly because now you’re here and you can have some, i don’t know, fun for a change. you’ll thank me later,” she waved a hand in the air as if dismissing him. “don’t even try to fool me, i would make out with john bender and i am him right now, so your point is invalid. and– zero gay guys? do we even go to the same school? do you need me to find one for you to kiss?”

“I actually have fun all the time, thanks. Just because I don’t like parties that have stupid themes like an 80′s party doesn’t mean I don’t have fun. I just prefer regular parties.” He rolled his eyes. “There are minimal gay guys here and most of them aren’t make out worthy. Besides, I don’t even want to make out with anyone right now, I don’t even wanna be here.”

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calliopexhollis:

     “i did not drag you here literally, you could have stayed. but if i remember correctly i promised quality booze. don’t be all pouty, go make out with some other john bender. a male one, you know.”

“No shit you didn’t literally drag me. But you were being annoying again and it got you to shut up. Maybe I don’t wanna make out with a John Bender..Who am I kidding, who doesn’t wanna make out with John Bender? Ferris Bueller and John Bender making out would be pretty hot..But there’s like zero gay guys on campus, so..”

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“I told you I didn’t want to come, why did you drag me to this stupid party?”

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bexcs:

She beamed once he spoke after they pulled away. “Do it, and text me immediately! I want to know what happened.” she patted his chest. She gasped playfully once he brought her closer again; wrapping her arms around his neck tighter this time; their kissing now becoming more deeper and sensual. She knew they must’ve been a center of everyone’s attention now in the pool; after all, they were locked in a steamy make-out session, and everyone knew he gay, and that Bex was a kind of girl who could’ve got anyone to kiss her, no matter their sexuality. 

“Oh I will, I’ll let you know how it takes. If I don’t get a dude hard within thirty seconds with then I’m gonna hunt you down and yell at ya.” He teased. Sampson had to admit that this felt less awkward than he’d thought, although he knew people would be questioning both of them after this. It would be a lot easier to tell people he was drunk, but he knew that he wouldn’t. Knowing that, he didn’t really care, so he proceed to kiss her, letting his tongue explore his mouth.

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bexcs:

She bursted into loud laughter over his words, her gaze dropping down to the slippers over the edge of the pool. “- but I get you, I do that to everyone. I like to make people going and then just bounce.” she agreed with a nod, her brows slightly arching as he turned around, a chuckle almost instantly leaving her as she felt his lips against hers. “- is that how you kiss your mom?” she quizzed since the kiss was so short lived, moving a hand under his chin. “Let me teach you how to make a guy hard in under thirty seconds, okay? First, you gently grab his chin like I just did yours, you lean in..” she leaned in again with a small grin, her lips only briefly brushing against his. instead of an actual kiss, the tip of her tongue ran over his bottom lip. Avoiding the actual contact for a few more seconds, she tilted her head to a side and gently met his tongue with her own, messaging it sensually before she finished the kiss by tugging on his bottom lip. “- gotcha?” 

Sampson let out a small snort of laughter, shaking his head “Oh shut up, dude, I know how to kiss, alright?” He teased, though he was quickly silenced by her ‘teaching’. Sam let her do as she pleased, knowing that she wouldn’t actually get anything going down there. All of it was actually surprisingly helpful, though. Sampson usually just liked to get into things and tease in other ways, but her technique seemed like it could prove pretty useful as well.He looked at her, a little shocked after she pulled a way, shaking his head “I’ll be sure to use that in the future, being a tease is my favorite.” He laughed softly before grabbing Bex by the waist, pulling her closer and closing the distance between them once more, a hand coming up to caress her cheek. 

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bexcs:

“I tried my best to ignore it, actually.” she joked, sucking in her lips for a moment to surpress a grin. “It’s not just about getting a guy hard.. it’s also for the enjoyment, and since tonight I have a plan on giving as much of CPR’s as possible, I offer to save your life, not your cock.” she started to chuckle, moving towards him to wrap her arms around him from behind. 

“You can’t ignore the slippers, baby, they’re little foxes, you’re sinning if you ignore the slippers.” Sampson jokingly scolded her, laughing. “Usually I just make out to get a guy hard, it’s really funny. Eventually that’s gonna get me in trouble though. I totally get what you’re saying though. Let’s get us some CPR going then.” He turned around as soon as he felt Bex’s arms around him, grinning before kissing her quickly.