Love is a compromise

Sam, I am. 20 Never where I want to be.

[gateshq]

Hey at least I tried to be creative, don’t hate, appreciate… Dork yourself.

[samsonchase]

Just get your cute ass on my couch and all will be forgiven.

[gateshq]

I like the way you think, babe. I’ll be there faster than you can say “Arabella is the coolest person to have ever walked the Earth.”

[samsonchase]

I'll probably get it ten times through by the time you're out the door. Dork.

[gateshq]

You always know how to get your way with me, you know that? I’ll be over with pajamas and popcorn, deal?

[samsonchase]

Don't worry about pajamas. Popcorn, though, I am very, very interested in.

[aubreywat-deactivated20140921]

What if the internet isn’t even real, it’s just a figment of your imagination? That would mean that every twisted, fucked up thing you’ve ever come across is actually a product of your own brain. No one you speak to is speaking back to you. The pictures you see, the videos you watch are just as real as dreams. You’ve created all of this and right now, you’re actually just staring at a blank computer screen. The things I come up with when I’m bored out of my mind.

[samsonchase]

Okay, I'm going to need to know the name of whatever pills you're taking, because I'm most definitely interested in sampling some.

[gateshq]

You know I’m always interested, babe. What’s the trade?

[samsonchase]

There's the usual options. Dumpling for a kiss, chow mien if you'll vacuum my living room. Or you can just stay the night with me and get all of it for free.

Though I might just still win with that bargain..

[samsonchase]

How many times d'you think it's fair for me to tell my siblings to keep their pot out of my room before I sell it myself. S'pretty shitty stuff, but I'd still be making a 100% profit.

[gateshq]

All I want right now is chinese food, if you don’t have any, don’t talk to me.

[samsonchase]

I'm sure we can work out some kinda trade for the spring rolls in my kitchen. Y'know, if you're interested.