SamtheSoupMan

What up, I'm Sam, im 20, and I never farting learned how to read.

[liminalaquarium]

Me, nearly drops something but catches it last second: I am.... the Catcher in the Rye

(I've never read the catcher in the rye :P)

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Watching pokemon slowly devolve into a mobile game ip over the course of the past decade :(

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I had a dream last night that they added Smash 64 to Nintendo classic, but instead of Yoshi there was this new character called Bogshi who kinda looked like a nerds candy mascot and his only attack was getting really tall.

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Nothing parallels the amount of bullshitting people can pull out when it comes to picking clue characters.

“Oh I love professor plum! He’s my favorite” literally no, you haven’t thought about this game until it was on the table and you forget about it the second it’s over.

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Reading a restaurants menu seeing perfectly edible food except for some fucking reason everything needs to have tomato on it.

WHY DOES EVERY FOOD HAVE TOMATO I FUCKING HATE TOMATO WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE.

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My opinion on comedy is this: all comedy is commentary and all comedy should be allowed to exist.

Yes, even hateful, racist, horrible jokes.

No matter what you say, or what you do, any joke you tell is going to be offensive to somebody, just sometimes it’s offensive to more people than others.

On top of that, all comedy makes commentary on our current life and society, yes, even edgy racist or downright hateful comedy.

I’m not saying it’s right, or helpful, or should be encouraged, I’m saying it exists and wether because of trauma, upbringing, or plain stupidity- somebody finds it funny and their voices matter just as much as everyone else’s.

My highschool government teacher once said: “I may hate every word you say, but I will fight for your right to say it” and I live by those words.

If we don’t let everyone speak, then nobody can.

[jaboody]

Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) vs Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

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Genie: you have three wishes Me: play digimon "Here we go"'s chorous whenever I enter or exit a room with people in it Genie: … Me: … Genie: Your other wishes? Me: No

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Not much today, just a thick outline, mockup of a character I made for reference

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Idk what this is

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Flamedramon sketch!

[weirdcatlive]

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If this past gets one (1) note I will try to start posting doodles daily :3

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I love the word “dork” like I’m straight up dorking it rn

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Hot take: picking up food directly out of the air fryer

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“Plan stuff out!”

All my best work comes from last-second bullshitting.

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I feel like people’s misunderstanding of charmander’s fire on its tail is a perfect example of people not understanding correlation versus causation.

The flame is powered by the charmander, that means when the charmander is sick, the fire will be weaker, and when the charmander dies, the fire goes out. Extinguishing the fire will not kill the charmander, it’ll just light up again.