Samtonic

Sammi│Female│Sweden│Musician│Gamer

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[samtonic]

what your favorite classic rock band says about you

the doors: "i really enjoy carnivals and leather pants"

led zeppelin: "i spend a lot of time keeping my long hair from getting split ends and i like to yell"

the who: "i either own, or desire to own, a pinball machine"

the velvet underground: "i'm gay and love pain"

heart: "i am either someone's mom or just wear mom jeans"

journey: "i don't believe in love but i want it anyway"

the rolling stones: "i would probably fuck a heated up bagel and i love sin"

the beatles: "i would eat sandpaper if i could say it was better than listening to the radio"

eagles: "i enjoy pretending i am a retired man in a hammock"

fleetwood mac: "i own two tambourines and would wear a silk robe in public"

pink floyd: "i'm dead inside"

the beach boys: "i can't stop buying hawaiian shirts and wearing sandals to work"

queen: "i manifest emotions as opera music"

[lovegaygirls]

Homosexuality in Animals

Scientific research is spotting a surprising range of animals that engage in same-sex relationships. In this mind-expanding list, we will look at the male dolphins who keep boyfriends; and same-sex penguins who steal eggs from straight couples.

Rams: Domestic rams are statistically among the most extensively gay mammals in existence. Scientific studies have shown that up to an incredible eight percent of male sheep may form exclusively male-to-male pair bonds, forsaking all contact with the female ewes.

Bottlenose dolphins  Bottlenose dolphins are probably known as the most hypersexual creatures among all animals. They’re not only attracted to other dolphins but other sea creatures like sea turtles and even humans. Male dolphin calves often form temporary sexual partnerships, which scientists believe help to establish lifelong bonds. Such sexual behavior has been documented only relatively recently. It’s been said, nearly, if not all adult male dolphins are bisexual. The gay activities of these mammals include oral sex during which time one dolphin stimulates the other with its snout.

Bonobo Monkey: Studies suggest 75 percent of bonobo sex is no reproductive and that nearly all bonobos are bisexual. Incest sexual activity among these apes is also, very common.They’re famous for using a language of love, rather than a language of aggression, to resolve problems and communicate with each other.

Penguins : two male penguins made headlines after they paired up in a zoo, and were given an egg which they successfully raised.  Prior to being given an egg of their own, the gay penguins attempted to steal eggs from straight penguin couples.

Giraffes ;Young male giraffes, prior to mating with a female, sometimes engage in same-sex encounters and short term alliances. Activities may include tongue kissing, neck massaging and “hugs,” as well as full-body contact and nuzzling. Scientists theorize  that the purpose of the same-gender interactions is to develop a familiarity with the mating techniques before using them to court the appropriate female giraffe. In the small-town community which is the giraffe herd, it seems that the idea is to get it right with the girls from the word go—by checking out some of the guys, first

Of course there are a lot more of animals whit homosexual behavior, but that’s maybe for the next time :)

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[lolfactory]

Reminder for those suffering silently.

[lolfactory]

Who ate all the RAM?

➨ funny blog

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[samtonic]

the signs as divergent factions

abnegation: cancer, pisces

candor: sagittarius, capricorn

erudite: gemini, virgo

amity: taurus, libra

dauntless: aries, scorpio

divergent: leo, aquarius

[lovegaygirls]

How to meet girls

Have you accepted the fact that you’re a lesbian, and now want a girlfriend? Do you feel like you’ll never meet the girl of your dreams? Are you shy, not sure where to begin? Here are some tips!

Step 1: Go out and meet girls. Keeping to yourself, staying at home, and being isolated will never be helpful. You need to get out there, girl! The more places you go to the more girls you’ll see. Introduce yourself to people (even guys, because you never know, one of them might have a gay sister).

Step 2; Join a group at school or church. If you have an LGBT youth group at your school, join it! You will get to talk to people who are going through some of the same issues you are facing and you might find a date. Or, there might be such a group at your church. If there isn’t, ask for permission to start one. Networking with others in groups based in your own city or town will help you meet others with interests like yours.

Step3: Be yourself. Being someone you’re not just to get with someone is a big no-no. If she doesn’t like you the way you are, then she’s not “The One”.

Step4; Do the things you love to do. If you are into gardening, go to gardening shows or fairs. If you’re a Trekkie/Trekker, go to a con. If you’re into reading, go to the library or your local bookstore/coffee shop. If you’re interested in photography or art, take a class at your local adult school or community college. If you enjoy sports, look into leagues in your area and go out and join a team. Anyplace you go where things you love are happening, your chances of meeting the right girl increase. If she’s there, then you and she have something important in common!

Step5: Participate in online groups. Get involved in LGBT groups online - there are loads of fun people to talk with there. Using care and awareness, it might even be safe to meet one or two (in a public place at first). Bottom line: the more places you go, the more people you meet, the more of them are girls, the better your chances of meeting a girl you’ll want to learn more about!

Step6: Put your best foot forward. Of all the steps here, this is probably the most important. Remember that you never get a second chance to make a first impression - even if you’re dressed casually or are a complete mess physically, the thing to remember is that your attitude IS you. If you seem angry, sullen, pouty or petulant, no girl that has herself together will be interested - too much drama. Instead, work on creating an outer aura of confidence and good humor, a friendly face, if you will. If you present yourself with assurance and a smile, you will definitely attract a more assured and optimistic woman. That old saying that opposites attract may be true, but it’s much better to attract the sort of person who complements you, and is willing to make the best of whatever situation comes her way.

Or better download the new App for girls who like girls here 

[lolfactory]

The gif that gets me every time

➨ funny blog

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[onlinecounsellingcollege]

To tell someone not to be emotional is to tell them to be dead.

Jeanette Winterson (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[ismeril]

perfect answer

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[bi-privilege]

bi means two. u may only be attracted to men and women. homo means same. u may only be attracted to ur clone, or possibly ur identical twin. hetero means different. u must be attracted to all the things that r not u. people. animals. lamp. pan means all. be attracted to all the things simultaneously.

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[pkpaulshow]

No Fried Chicken Today

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[pearljaam]

“It was probably the worst thing that has happened to me in my life. I remember the day after that I woke up and I was heartbroken that he was gone. I just felt like, ‘OK, so I get to wake up today and have another day and he doesn’t.’ ” - Dave Grohl

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