ye I miss this girl too and I still can’t draw her worth shit

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@samuraidudette
ye I miss this girl too and I still can’t draw her worth shit
"Well hello stranger. Did the lawyer dude let you come out and play today?"
Matty cocked her head sideways, surprised that there was someone who hadn’t heard of her. “Aww, well that’s a shame dude. How ‘bout this, when you like, watch my show I’ll give you a free autograph.”
"My name’s Matty Engarde, the Nickel Samurai." She extended out her hand with a smile on her face. "What’s your name dude?"
Σ: “The name is Sigma, and right now, As you can see, I’m just orbs and I have no hands. Sorry, but I cannot shake your hand.”
" You say you are a samurai, eh? How well do you know the homeland, as my spirit hails from there."
Matty took her hand back, crossing her arms across her chest. She hadn't quite.. Encountered someone like this before, so it was definitely different. "Did like, something bad happen to you or something? How are you even doing this..?"
"Homeland...? I've gone a few 'homeland' kind of places to like, shoot some scenes dude but I'm not from there. I'm an actress who plays a Samurai, but I do my own stunts if that counts for anything dude."
If Keyanna had bothered remembered the face of every single human she had come into contact with over the last one hundred years the appearance of this one wouldn’t have escaped her subconscious so vividly. She blinked, arching an eyebrow.
"Eh? Who the fuck are you again?"
Matty couldn't help but feel a tad irritated. She had wasted precious space in her memory to remember such an irritating woman and for what, her not to even bother to recall her? How rude. She brushed it off though. No point in being annoyed with a peddy cosplayer.
"Matty Engarde. I'm a pop star. We like, met a while back dude and you were saying you were some kind of wolf thing. So like, a furry or something."
// I AM SHAKING
LORD HELP ME DO YOU SEE THIS
A PORN BLOG JUST REBLOGGED A FUCKING RP THREAD FROM AN 8 YEAR OLD MUSE AND REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH THIS LORD JESUS THERE IS A FIRE
// OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ASLDKFJALKSDJFLKAS
emeraldtenacity started following you
The diva did a double take for a moment upon seeing the woman's face once again. Where had she seen her before...? It had been quite sometime. Last Matty recalled she wasn't all that pleasant either.
"Hello again. Aren't you like, that weird cosplay girl or something?"
thelivesweleavebehind started following you
"Hello there dude, can I like help you? Autograph signings aren’t today. You’ll have to reschedule with my manager."
Σ: “I don’t need an autograph. Haven’t even been able to watch a television yet. Life is too hectic, and I wan’t to spend my vacation outdoors, thank you very much. What is your name?”
Matty cocked her head sideways, surprised that there was someone who hadn't heard of her. "Aww, well that's a shame dude. How 'bout this, when you like, watch my show I'll give you a free autograph."
"My name's Matty Engarde, the Nickel Samurai." She extended out her hand with a smile on her face. "What's your name dude?"
I think my dad would have a heart attack if he heard how these guys are talking….!
I’ll try not to listen to them……
"I bet your dad knows that you're a smart little dude and wouldn't repeat those kinds of words. I mean, after all you know what happens to kids when they say naughty words so..."
"You should like, try and block out the words with other noises or something. Pretend they're saying something else."
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"Such naughty language."
Miss Mattyyyy they’re trying to corrupt meeeee—
"Don't you listen to them little dude. Those are very naughty words and only adults can use them. I don't think your parents would like to hear you saying those kinds of things."
Matt chuckled, almost authentically. “Well. It would appear in magazines that such isn’t the case.” He brushed his hair back with one sweep and his bang quickly returned to place.
"We know who the phoney is, but I’m not about to go on an endless argument about it. What are you up to? Getting your ass dragged around by Juanita?"
"Aww poor Matt. You shouldn't believe everything you read in Teen Magazine." She spat back at him, flicking her hair off to the side. Despite what she knew, she still believed Matt was a hack anyway.
"If you must know, I've been on vacation for a little bit. Have to keep up with the R&R. Juanita hasn't shown her wrinkled face in months and frankly dude, I couldn't give a damn." Matty inspected her nails, a bored expression upon her face. "And you? Still in a constant battle with Juan hmm? Or have you two finally decided to kiss and make up?"
thelivesweleavebehind started following you
"Hello there dude, can I like help you? Autograph signings aren't today. You'll have to reschedule with my manager."
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Wow dude, you like, still exist? I thought you totally got fired or something.
Oh, Matty, didn’t notice you there.
I was busy having a fucking life of my own, you know?
I wouldn’t go around impersonating you unless I wanted a decline in my numbers, dude.
Perhaps you could drop the joke you call career because you’ll probably embarrass yourself as the biggest, hugest Nickel Samurai fangirl nerd.
"As charming as ever I see. If anything, your numbers would probably goes up. No one's into babyfaced pop stars any more. Heck, I bet that rival of yours is doing better than you right now."
"See, thing is doll face, the fans love me and the rating is great. Guess my career isn't a 'joke' as you put it. In fact, it's doing better than ever. Nice try though. You'd make a great impressionist if you decide to cut the crap."
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"Well well well, who do we have here? A fan? Can I like, help you dude?"
"Unfortunately, if you're looking for an autograph you'll have to talk to my manager first."
"Wow dude, hear that?"
"It's quiet around here. No squawking churro bitch in my ear. Talk about fantastic."
Wow dude, you like, still exist? I thought you totally got fired or something.
Oh, Matty, didn’t notice you there.
I was busy having a fucking life of my own, you know?
"Really now? Wow, didn't realize that you had a life other than impersonating my life, acting, and career."
"Good for you dude. Taking the crazy stalker thing to a whole new level."