Defense Attorney to be!

My name is Miles Edgeworth and I'm going to be a defense attorney, just like my father.

[littlemilesedgeworth]

SOMEONE TOUCHED YOUR DAD'S BUTT

“GrosS SOMEONE CALL THE!! AUTHORITIES!! THAT’S ILLEGAL!!!”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

!!!!!

“...??? Hello father, how was work...?”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

I'm ten years old!

“And I’m nine...?”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

// anyways these are the blogs i have open today i guess eheh

this one ofc

@thetwistedsamurai

@theprinceandthethief

@firstborntrahearne

[thedamongant]

littlemilesedgeworth started following you

[Great, not only did he have to deal with all those Edgeworths cloning themselves like bugs now he has to deal with little cockroaches.]

And. What. Do. We. Have. Here?

A lost child?

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“A...little lost, yes sir...” [he looks remorseful, anyways.]

“Sorry....I don’t mean to intrude or anything.....”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

you still can't make a paper crane?

“Well....that’s not really any of your business, but...no, nothing good yet. I’m getting better at it...”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

You're so cute let me smooch you!

“Err.....no thank you.....please don’t touch me.”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

*pinches cheek*

“E-excuse you...!”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

// pokes my head in

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

“…ah.  Well.  It did get better for me, so at least there’s that.”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“....it’s reassuring, at least. Because things are looking pretty bad right now...

....did you end up getting adopted by Mr. von Karma...? I’m...I don’t want it to happen, but....”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

balladoftruth started following you

“...what’s the ‘G’ stand for?” [he’s referring to Klavier’s necklace, of course.]

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

“To be honest, they all tend to turn out differently, so I doubt there would be much damage.  Though I also doubt you want to hear all the standard stories.”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“Ehhh...I’m very certain they were all trying to dance around the fact that my dad was going to....you know.

I met them all when he was still here. So. That might be it.”

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

“…ah.  Alright, then.” He cleared his throat.  “I suppose you do know a few things, then.”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“...a few...

I know you’re a prosecutor, for one. I don’t know too much, though, you all dance around the topic, really. I’m guessing its for the whole “so we don’t mess up the timeline” thing...”

[stopshowingmeevidence-deactivat]

“…”

“Ah, hello.” Yeah it had been a while since he’d seen a younger alt, too.

[littlemilesedgeworth]

“....umm. I’m going to be honest, I know you’re me, so...don’t worry about avoiding it as a topic. It’s really just been a while since I’ve run into another me.”

[somnambulistsedge]

“we are going to speak to a detective regarding his adoption.” she spoke in an official, dismissive tone… much like another Von Karma.

[littlemilesedgeworth]

[The lady sighs, pulling out some papers.]

“You need to sign some papers….I need a picture ID…basically all this is for legal reasons…you don’t bring him back by this time, you get the cops called on you, hear?”

[somnambulistsedge]

she signs and provides valid id. she looks even grumpier in the picture.

“since we are going to the cops i imagine if we run late they’ll call you.” she replies quietly, with ice in her voice.

[littlemilesedgeworth]

[She’ll scribble some of her info down, handing her ID back.]

“Yeah, that’s true...alright, you’re set....” [she’ll pop the gum she’s chewing a bit loudly, but Miles is looking excited, already. He hasn’t been out of the grounds of the orphanage for a while...]

[somnambulistsedge]

“we are going to speak to a detective regarding his adoption.” she spoke in an official, dismissive tone… much like another Von Karma.

[littlemilesedgeworth]

[The lady sighs, pulling out some papers.]

“You need to sign some papers....I need a picture ID...basically all this is for legal reasons...you don’t bring him back by this time, you get the cops called on you, hear?”

[littlemilesedgeworth]

// wow ok sure um