samusmaximus

25 olds, nb, I like things with big robots in them 🔞only follow if you're an adult please🔞, and if you're here from the fantasy ideas blog I am so sorry lol

[samusmaximus]

hi

look at these thanks

These are all done by my beloved @starlightnoelle who also came up with the design for maidboy mode, a design which has affected my brain and gender permanently.

[fiore-firelily]

I love to read the instructions on food packages! "cook this food using an amount of heat for an amount of time. you can tell that is done being cooked by the way it is done being cooked. WARNING: EATING UNDERCOOKED FOOD MAY RESULT IN DEATH DISEASE" thank you! :D yay!

[ysolt]

is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work

[ysolt]

average sized cylindrical object

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

A Pound of Ground Beef Now Costs More Than the Federal Minimum Wage

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

[pancakeke]

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

[hotvampireadjacent]

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

[pancakeke]

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

[hotvampireadjacent]

And I’ll do it again

[pancakeke]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[saoirseronanswife]

hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[drops-of-universe]

i fw you most ardently

[aesungaia]

That new hunter is kinda weird, they keep meowing at the palicoes and trying to eat the scoutflies…

[aesungaia]

Whenever Myrrh talks to someone, her words are heard in the language of whoever she's speaking to.

So, if she were to visit the world of Monster Hunter and try to talk to a palico, it would look like she was just meowing at them like a weirdo, but it's actually a real conversation.

[spore-2008]

don't forget to pre-order spore coming september 7 2008

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[charaznablespeteevee]

[charaznablespeteevee]

Since I've seen a few people in the tags question this, I am happy to report that this is a completely unedited scene from the manga Char's Daily Life

[play-now-my-lord]

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[useless-gay-trombone]

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[fiore-firelily]

you are funny, woman enjoyer. Compresses your atoms into a sphere

turned into round like apple