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@samutska

pronouns: she/they this is not a blog, this is my shitpost hell interests include: lots of movies & animated series; literally anything by GLITCH starting since Murder Drones, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, Arcane, Good Omens (i haven't seen the finale yet, if you spoil me, i'll eat your boots), Inside Job, Bojack Horseman, DHMIS, The Magnus Archives, etcetcetc this blog contains spoilers... duh https://samutska.neocities.org

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cheering my roomba on as it finally sucks up the one cat hair that has been bothering me. booing my roomba as it goes back to the side of the room that it already wiped clean.

#shitpost

currently mesmerized by my roomba that has been trying to escape the clutches of 8 chair legs for an agonizing 15 minutes. this is about as entertaining as watching the inside of a washing machine spin around.

*update i have saved the roomba and it is now again stuck between the same 8 chair legs.

#shitpost

on the streets they call me the semi-girl. i might be nonbinary but that doesnt stop me from also being a ✨️W O M A N✨️

#nonbinary

everyday i walk home in misery as i hold back the nuclear explosion that is my bladder. i wish i had the audacity of a man to pee on the nearest wall.

#woman problems

me, a waitress working in a restaurant: Hey guys, are you ready to order?

my table: yes we are!

also my table: *proceeds to hold me hostage for 5 minutes as we stand in complete silence because they are in fact not ready to order*

#customer service hell

rigormortem

I've changed that was four reblogs ago

campsis

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

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"pet me, you peasant >:3"

copperisbald

almost didnt post it cus i hated how it turned out but fuck it we ball lmao

samutska

artists will be like "oh i don't like how this turned out :(" and it'll actually be the most perfect work of art ever.

mogegee

"Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but I think you need to transition so we can start yuri maxxing the circus"

#tadc

whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

whyenn-reader

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

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art by @niochemblyat

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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

samutska

if any part of my skin touches any part of my skin it's actually over dawg

pikaole

#art

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Whenever men have asked me out/flirted with me in my 4 and a half years of adulthood, they have always been like: "I've never met anybody like you before, you're so different from other girls" and then the thing that makes me "different" is the autism.

Also it's also always the type of guys that I can picture bullying me in middle school.

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This also reminds me that some men have told me that they think I'm very pretty AAAAAND then they start listing everything about my appearance they find unattractive and that I should change about myself (piercings, tattoos, hair, makeup, clothing, nails, accessories, whatever aka like 95% of the things that make me who I am).

Like bro maybe you don't think I'm that attractive then lol???

Whenever men have asked me out/flirted with me in my 4 and a half years of adulthood, they have always been like: "I've never met anybody like you before, you're so different from other girls" and then the thing that makes me "different" is the autism.

Also it's also always the type of guys that I can picture bullying me in middle school.

#autism #neurodivergent #autistic women #autistic adult #autistic dating

they should invent a day where i am not faced with the over-consuming anxiety-inducing feeling of impending doom