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Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing:

Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message.

dongoverlord

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

comparingmeerkats

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

nascently-deactivated20181104

could someone like look @ a pic of me and tell me plz im so curious now

francisfordfiesta-deactivated20

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

whomst-the-fck-asked

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

Coppy is a piece of crap, I’m trying to start a new business damn it!

#tags

#Tumblr ExecutiveSuite 2016 #success

kingcheddarxvii

funnyordie

Prescription Drug Alternatives

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pleatedjeans

Another thing I made for Funny or Die

voglioscriveredime

Non esistono buoni o cattivi, esiste solo chi vuole renderti felice e chi triste. Tu chi sei?

queerlynx

[looks into the smudged distance] will my glasses ever be clean

celestialsweet-deactivated20130

i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar