*insert funny title here*

I'm Gui, i live in england and stuff.

[lamignonette]

[irondive]

[a-subscription-box]

my favourite uk pastime is erecting scaffolding and then just leaving it. make sure that once the scaffolding is up there is no work being done. at all. it's actually better that no one works once the scaffolding is up because that means there's more people left to erect more scaffolding. more buildings need to be ready to have work done but not actually be worked on

[radatav]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[bisexualwario]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[skluug]

[werewolf-girlfriend]

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

[kotortwo]

(pokemon fan seeing a boner) so it just gets kinda bigger and stands up? they’re completely out of ideas…

[omegaversereloaded]

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

[rylandsgrace]

I feel seen

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[thememedaddy]

[miraclemaya]

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

[animentality]

[dankmemeuniversity]