pizza hut lunch buffet veteran

i give off "funny guy at the water cooler" type of vibes

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

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ive been having some grievances lately (of which i cannot do anything about) but when i complain about them in my head, i change my inner voice to sound like northernlion and its actually been helping my mood quite a bit

[a-subscription-box]

"lol xd so random", "banana", and being loud humor never went away. you can still find it repackaged as tim & eric or the eric andre show or i think you should leave

[feldfrog]

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

[sexybritishllama]

it's important to remember that, much like coworkers, redditors are not real people and you do not need to listen to their opinions

[sexybritishllama]

my internet connection on my work laptop is god awful so when i'm in meetings or presenting i usually just use my personal laptop. was showing a demo of our virtual classroom earlier to some new staff members and one of them asked to see what the file sharing option looked like, but i hadn't prepared any normal example files to upload. so in a panic i went to my most recent images folder and genuinely this was the least incriminating thing i could find so i just uploaded and showed them this for the demonstration

[a-subscription-box]

gta 6 being estimated to make $260 million in just pre-orders?! who are these people? it's a digital only game? there's no midnight launch. someone tell me who these people are i need to hunt them

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

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started having sunday movie night with my gf where we alternate picking movies and forcing ourselves to sit down and watch them. it has single-handedly salvaged sundays and given us something to look forward to all week. i highly recommend. here are our picks we've watched so far:

clueless john wick paprika district 9 dead poets society who framed roger rabbit

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[iww-gnv]

The internet has decided Chilchuck is a union man, and who are we to argue?

Edit: I'm not caught up and didn't know it was canon yet, have mercy. The waitlist at the library is three months long.😭

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i simply dont think every bad take on twitter or tiktok requires its own video essay. please stop doing this