sannie!

she/her! in my darkness, bts' light lights the way for me! incorrect quotes writer! sunshine and sunflowers!

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welcome to querencia!♡

Querencia!

Welcome to Sannverse!

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*Taehyung and Jungkook kissing*

Subtitles: Two brothers, on a brotherly date, showing their love to their dearest brother. The best brothers! Brothers forever!

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Taehyung: What are you doing bro?

Jungkook: Kissing your neck bro!

Taehyung: Ah, feels good bro!

Jungkook: Bro

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Yoongi: Jungkook is all grown up now.

Taehyung: Yeah he doesn't sleep with his clothes on anymore.

Jimin: How do you know?

Jungkook: He rips them off.

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Taehyung: Jungkookie, look. I saw this bunny onesie you could wear. It would look so cute on you.

*Jungkook looking at the 16 bunny onesies lying on the bed*

Jungkook: Yeah, one more bunny onesie won't harm. Okay, yes.

Jimin: Haha! Aww Jungkookie you love wearing them so much, don't you?

Jungkook: You little—

Jimin: Tae, Jungkook just said he would love not one, not two, but three of those bunny onesies!

Jungkook: LITERALLY WHEN?!

Jimin: Suffer. *Laughs*

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Jungkook: Stop being so cute.

Taehyung: I just breathed?

Jungkook: Yeah, stop doing it so cutely!

Yoongi: Get out! Both of you! Out.

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Jungkook: *sits on one knee*

Taehyung: Oh, my god! Are you proposing?! Mimi, look! He's proposing finally!!!

Jungkook: Tae—

Taehyung: It's a yes!

Jungkook: Wait I think you are misund—

Taehyung: Yes! Yes! Yes! It's a yes, Jungkook!

Jin: Did you find my spatula or not?

Jungkook: *gets up* Yeah, got it.

Taehyung: Oh.

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Jungkook: I love you!

Taehyung: I love you more!

Jungkook: Me more.

Taehyung: No, me more.

Jungkook: Taehyung.

Taehyung: Jungkookieee!!!

Jungkook: Aww baby, fine you more.

Jimin: Whipped fucker.

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Jungkook: What kind of sweater this is, Tae? Look at the colour and the hands are not even of—

Taehyung: I made that sweater.

Jungkook: So beautiful! Oh, my god, Tae! I love it! Absolutely!

Namjoon: A scared puppy.

Jin from the other room: NAMJOON!

Namjoon: Yes?! H-hyung, I didn't do it. W-whatever it is.

Jungkook with his brows raised, hands on his waist: A sCaReD pUpPy.

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Jungkook: Tae, stop biting your lips.

Taehyung: *bites his lips more*

Jungkook: *leans forward* stop it.

Taehyung: *sucks in a breath*

Yoongi: *holds a fork up* if you both kiss in front of us on this dining table, while having your mouths full of noodles, I will use this fork to pull your intestines out.

Taehyung and Jungkook: *silently eat their food*

Yoongi: Filthy kids.

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Jungkook: You look beautiful!

Taehyung: You look beautiful!

Jungkook: Yes, you.

Taehyung: Yes, you.

Jungkook: Tae..

Taehyung: Tae..

Jungkook: Oh, I see. *smirks*

Taehyung: Oh, I see.

Jungkook: Remember last night when you were cu—

Taehyung: Shut up!

Jungkook: No but when you were moa—

Taehyung: I SAID SHUT UP! *drags Jungkook out of the room*

Hoseok: ...what just happened?

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Taehyung: and you know when Jungkook wakes up with his puffy face—

*Taehyung looks around*

Taehyung: Where did Yoongi hyung go?

Jimin: Said your rants triggered his Cephalalgia or something like that.

Namjoon: Headache. He meant a headache.

Jungkook: He's weird sometimes.

Yoongi: I heard that. Either you fill your boyfriend's mouth with a sock or else I will!

*Yoongi leaves*

Jin: Yeah! I was enjoying this!

Hoseok: I'll go undress Yoongi hyung.

Yoongi from the corridor: DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME, HOBA! OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU. Fuck off!

Hoseok: Never said I minded that.

Yoongi: I SAID FUCK OFF!

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Taehyung: I was watching this movie and that man said "grow some balls" to his friend.

Jungkook:

Namjoon: Oh, god. Not again.

Jungkook: *confused* Yoongi hyung?

Taehyung: What does it mean?

Yoongi: I'm out.

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Jimin: Taehyung, I won't hear anything. You're not well and you need to have this soup.

Taehyung: but...

Jimin: *holds the spoon out* come on, open your mouth and take this in, down your throat.

Taehyung: You're being like Jungkook now. *pouts*

Jungkook: *spits the soup out*

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Jungkook: I love babies.

Taehyung: wee woo tah tah bee boo

Yoongi: I'm done.

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Taehyung: Jungkook, we should break-up.

Jungkook: What? Why? Tae, what happe—

*Namjoon enters with a book in his hand.*

Taehyung: Namjoon hyung shared a fic with me. YOU LEFT ME AND OUR DAUGHTER ALONE AND WENT SOMEWHERE!

Jungkook: Hyung?! What is he—

Namjoon: To the grocery store! He went to the grocery store, Taehyung.

Taehyung: See?! You left us!

Jungkook: Tae, baby, let me expl—

Jimin: Tae—

Jin: No. Let them be. I'm loving this.

Jungkook: LET ME COMPLETE!

Yoongi: Dinner's ready. All of you, shut your mouths and shove the food down your throats. Now.

Hoseok: Damn, that's hot! Let me undress you, Yoon.

Yoongi: You've said that 17 times since morning. Go away.

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Jungkook: Why are you clucking?

Taehyung: Trying to seduce you.

Jungkook: That's how you—

Taehyung: You love chicken.

Jin: Oh, nice. Wanted to have chicken SINCE A VERY LONG TIME.

Jungkook: RUN!