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[chellehc]

dukeceit crumbs

[cricket-the-clown]

janus scolding remus to go back to his room ooohhh guys they kiss frfr

[pattonapologist]

I love dukeceit because janus is the only person remus has ever regularly listened to but also he has never 'made' remus do anything in his life and they would both be insulted by implication

[starshard17]

Chomp chomp :3 @lickoutyourbrains

[puzzled-pegasus]

Dukeceit HCs because theyre freak4freak

The trust in their relationship is Unmatched

They are both extremely protective of each other and Remus would smash skulls for Janus, Janus would poison someone for Remus

Remus keeps an eye on Janus when he drinks in the bathtub so he doesnt fucking die in the stupidest way

Janus is much smaller than Remus. Remus and Roman are the tallest Sides and remus is ever so slightly taller than his brother (just because it pisses Roman off and so Roman has to wear taller boots). Janus is the shortest Side

This is canon anyway but Janus casually talks to Remus like a dog and whistles to call him. Remus is absolutely into it

PDA repeat offenders and it is disgusting. The only thing keeping them from being completely unacceptable in public is the fact that Janus is so generally secretive

Remus occasionally has panic attacks/psychotic episodes brought on by his own severe intrusive thoughts and hallucinations and Janus regularly helps him calm down

Janus is typically touch averse/has sensory issues which cause him to fear unexpected touch which is why he wears so many layers, but he enjoys holding hands and having Remus press his weight on top of him

Janus is also of course cold blooded and appreciates being able to soak up Remus's body heat. Virgil was warmer but he tries not to think about that

Janus likes to cook and Remus appreciates Jan's cooking but he always has to add some freaky shit to it before he eats it but he always tries it normally first so he can compliment janus on his cookin

Remus steals cloves of garlic and eats them while janus is cooking with them

They talk SO MUCH SHIT about the others together, especially about Roman

Remus is Grand Gestures Romantic much like his brother but in a distinctly Remus way and Janus loves it so much

They watch telenovelas together

[thetheatergremlin]

Janus, admiring a sleeping Remus: You’re so cute.

Remus, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Janus, lovingly: I know.

[brainlicking]

~ Pet Names ~

@darksideweeks Dukeceit week day 3!

Janus knows all the right things to say to turn Remus to jelly<3

Image ID under the cut.

[ID: A digital illustration of Janus and Remus Sanders with a brainlicking.tumblr signature.

Remus is laying on his back, his head resting on a pale green and yellow striped pillow, he is wearing black shorts with green trim and a green tank top with a black slime pattern. Janus is leaning over Remus's torso, propped up on his elbows, he is wearing a long sleeved black shirt, yellow gloves, a small yellow diamond earring and there is a tiny floating blower hat above his head.

Their faces are close and Janus is smiling down at Remus with a blush across his cheeks. Remus' eyes are a pair of bring green lovehearts and his mouth is a cartoony, squiggly smile with his tongue hanging from his mouth. There are a number of yellow love-hearts floating around Remus' head.

Above the two of them are yellow speech bubbles spoken by Janus of his pet-names for Remus, with green love-hearts around the words. From left to right, the dialog is-

Janus: Dear cretin. My wicked little devil. Spur of my heart. Darling fiend. Wretched beast.

The background is a green and yellow gradient.

End ID]

[dukeceitbrainrot]

@thatonelesbianfander ask and ye shall recieve💛💚

[kay-spider]

I think Janus and Remus deserve a fun lil evil electro swing duet song

[remuscore]

um um um um baby dukeceit pretty please 🥺

I was hit with a seriously crazy bout of depression so I used the depression ray on them

[sweetest-honeybee]

Finally finished my mistletoe dukeceit piece I meant to complete in December but that’s FINEEE but I’m gonna sob look how cute they are 😭😭💛💛

[dukeceitbrainrot]

Dukeceit wine tasting date night. Janus is pulling descriptors out his ass about the taste and "body" and Remus is squirting dollops of ghost pepper hot sauce into his drink and mixing it together with a stick he found outside.

Every once in a while Remus goes, "It needs something extra." holds his glass up to Janus, who spits in it then Remus takes back the glass, drinks, then nods in approval.

[zephyr-heart]

Thinking about how Janus talks to Remus like a pet or some creature half the time

Spray bottle

“Sure, Remus is an absolute freak, but freaks deserve nice days too.”

“Ok next one, here boy.”

“I don’t know, I just let him play 🙄”

“I guess that it was the corpse of a sea lion 😋 but Janus wouldn’t let me shake it 😒”

“REMUS. ROOM. NOW.”

[orangeyougladtoseeme]

my dukeceit slop..

[let-roman-bite-someone]

it is them isn't it

[mentalmeyers]

sanders sides text posts (1/?)

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: *leaving Roman’s bedroom*

Janus: *leaving Patton’s bedroom*

Logan:

Janus:

Logan: Let’s never speak of this?

Janus: Yup.