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Say “We need to talk” ...
and I’ll generate a starter for what our muses have to have a serious talk about and/or confess:
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Send ☪ to pick my muse up and kiss them.
The price of Revenge
Muse A is a mermaid. Her sister was killed by a sailor, Muse B, years earlier. Muse A spends this time trying to find Muse B, they finally find him as captain of his own ship and make a deal with a sea witch for legs to exact their revenge on Muse B. A charmed bracelet gives them legs but the condition is Muse B’s blood must be spilled by the next full moon or the bracelet will kill Muse A. Muse A begins to fall for Muse B before the month is up.
Twist One: Muse A still tries to kill Muse B for what they did to the sister. (Successfully or not)
Twist Two: Muse B does not fall for Muse A and Muse A still cannot kill them
Twist Three: Muse B falls for Muse A and will willingly die to save their life, and as penance for the sister’s death
Insult My Muse’s Significant Other on Anon, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Lover. See how My Muse reacts and Defends them..
What Princess Elia Martell would have worn
Elan Couture
Tyene Sand - Ralph & Russo Haute Couture spring 2014
Tell me why you followed me and what made you stay.
More hilarious text memes
[TEXT] At Mcdonald’s last night thr guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry so you screamed at him ‘YOU MCFUCKED UP.’
[TEXT] My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly Bloody Marys
[TEXT] If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night.
[TEXT] That’s the second worst thing to happen to my ass.
[TEXT] Just sent my mother the text “we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday”. Hows your day going?
[TEXT] Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
[TEXT] We need to get fucked up again and play games like ‘Save the tequila but dodge the knife’
[TEXT] He’s drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck’s your excuse?
[TEXT] You slept on a pillow of digiorno
[TEXT] Should we go get some celebratory ‘I’m not pregnant’ tacos?
[TEXT] I’ll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
[TEXT] I think ____ will remember that birthday for a while. I’m still dying over the fact that a stripper was hunting me down.
[TEXT] You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice and then hung up.
[TEXT] I threw up off of your balcony and it must’ve been loud because the dog next door started insane.
[TEXT] Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn’t get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
[TEXT] Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if were still alive?
[TEXT] The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
[TEXT] You said this was your mistake shot and vomited on the tv. Never forget.
[TEXT] He jumped into a mall fountain. I don’t think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever.
[TEXT] You passed out and I didn’t draw a penis on your face. Best friend of the year.
[TEXT] it’ll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you’ve had in a month…
[TEXT] Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple this time. Pinky swear.
Leave a goodbye letter from your muse to mine in my ask box for my muses reaction.
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
send me a ✍ and i’ll post a tattoo i think your muse should get // a tattoo that reminds me of your muse!
WILL WRITE ABOUT THE FOLLOWING, LEAVE ONE IN MY ASK BOX.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex datemate
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
Dear datemate
Dear pet
this could be really fun.
SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Panic version)
[text] Are you safe?
[text] Are you home?
[text] Are you hurt?
[text] What’s happened?
[text] Please text back
[text] Where are you?
[text] Why are you in the hospital?
[text] Why didn’t you tell me sooner?
[text] Come back
[text] Stay with me
[text] I can’t feel my legs
[text] Are you sure?
[text] I feel sick
[text] Please come over
[text] I need you
[text] I need you to listen
[text] I need to look after you
[text] It’s urgent
[text] Help me, please
[text] You’re not listening! This is important!
[text] Please be careful
[text] Stop showing off, you’re not impressing anyone
[text] You worry me so much sometimes.
[text] I’ll wait for you to get back
[text] Please wait for me
[text] I don’t want to live without you
[text] I don’t know what to do
[text] Don’t touch anything
[text] I’ll be there right away
[text] What do you mean?
[text] Accident? How is that an accident?
Send me a ≡ for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly hugging them very tightly
Send “...Can I?” for my muses reaction to yours asking to kiss them.
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Nightmares
Humanity
Guardian
Torture
Insanity
Slaughter
Order
Morality
Loyalty
Promise
Betrayal
Epiphany
Apathy
Memories
Loss
Lies
Death
Love
Plans
Pawns
revenge
Monster
Time
Waiting
Laugh
Trend
Alliance
Natural
Pretence
Urge
Impression
Critic
Accent
Stranger
Judgement
Delirious
Instinct
Damage
Illusion
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Send a sentence for my muses reaction. Or send me “Hm?” to have me randomly generate a sentence for yours. Mixed responses.
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