moth he/him

yeah open that can of worms, I'll eat em

[sandwichandsoupenjoyer]

My bf and me made this image last night

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[sandwichandsoupenjoyer]

Worst thing about being a cis+straight passing trans guy (and also white tbh that definitely plays a part) is i hear what cishet men say when they think nobody will disagree with them

[sandwichandsoupenjoyer]

Why did i decide to be blue collar i was good at school wtf wrong with me

[specialagentartemis]

Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[uptownthots]

Ancient Greek penis humiliation where they bully u and call you a dumb idiot motherfucker for having a stupid thick fat hog

[lizardposting]

it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[infertilityidol]

[infertilityidol]

#death #hole #homeboys #weiner #weiners

[yourlocalgrandmahyori]

So I made this after Gachiakuta chap 165 cuz WTF

Hope these sillies can make you smile, and cope with the angst (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

[experiment41]

everything i see about that freedom 250 event just makes it look like dashcon.gov

[sandwichandsoupenjoyer]

"Never cook anything acidic in your cast iron pan especially tomatoes" bicht FUCK YOU you dont know me + my pan is better seasoned than yours 🤠

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic