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CALL ME "BIG PUSSY" capiche.

[kosmogrl]

[sandwichdrivinglicense]

Ohhhhh u wanna email me back my work question so bad so I don't look like a fucking idiot tomorrow ohhhhhhhh u wanna email me back so bad

[sandwichdrivinglicense]

I'm lying when I say this and being a bad person and generalizing due to my own experiences but u have to be a sick and depraved individual to be a parent

[m3ll0wing]

hekki grace or whatever

[7dmom]

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[burgermaxxer]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[mail-me-a-snail]

"he who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior" - known selfcest enjoyer and philosopher confucius

[heartbreakrevolver]

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[crimewave420]

they dont want to see me jumpin

[iamoutofideas]

whats the situation on hopping?

[crimewave420]

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[comment-tube]

[2020knives]

[helvediqa]

sayoz and beatoz

[natsuhi-supporter-archived]