I Am So Sorry, Mr. Tolkien

Sanissë. NSFW LOTR reader inserts, headcannons, and fics. RINGS OF POWER FRIENDLY. Minors discouraged. Sideblog. She/her. 25+ Bisexual. This is a queer/trans/aspec friendly space. Terfs fuck off.

[sanisse]

sanisse’s kinktober event rules

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Below are a list of prompts. These are first come, first serve. 

You can request any character or pairing you wish. Whether that’s a reader insert or a ship pairing you like. I will be accepting one request per each prompt, but characters/ships can be requested multiple times.

please try to be courteous and don’t send in a whole bunch (maybe max 2 to be safe until we get this thing filled out more). Let other people have a chance to have a turn. 

Characters from the Silmarillion, The Fall of Gondolin, the Lord of the Rings, The Rings of Power (I characterize people a bit different based on the show > specify if you’d specifically like a rings of power version of a character (i.e. Gil-Galad, Elrond, Celembrimbor...), etc. are all valid. Same rules apply: I don’t really write dwarves, hobbits, or orcs...nothing against them, I’m just not good at writing them. If you’re not sure about a character or ship, feel free to ask! 

All ships must be safe/sane/consensual and of age. Not up for debate!

PROMPTS (will be posted in no particular order. To be updated with assigned pairings & requester tags) 

vouyerism AND/OR exhibitionism - FEANOR X READER (anonymous) 

mutual masturbation - GLORTHELION ( @esteemedbastard )

size difference kink - MAEDHROS X READER (anonymous) 

pegging - FINROD X READER (anonymous)

threesome - RUSSINGON X READER (anonymous) 

mommy kink - LINDIR X READER (anonymous) 

mirror sex - FINROD X READER (requested TWICE, by two seperate anons lmao) 

body worship - Chef’s choice of top!Female Elf x Reader (GALADRIEL, I choose YOU.) - ( @creativity-of-death )

daddy kink - FINGOLFIN X READER (anonymous) 

sadism/masochism - MAGLOR X FEM!READER (anonymous) 

soft dominance - ELROND (yeAHHHH BOI) - (anonymous) 

power imbalance - THRANDUIL X READER (anonymous) 

blindfolding - ECTHELION X READER (anonymous) 

blowjobs - GLORFINDEL X READER (anonymous - with an instructional bent, which is really fun!) 

handjobs - FINROD X READER (anonymous) 

consensual nonconsent (consent play) - CELEGORM X READER (anonymous) 

degradation kink - THRANDUIL X READER (anonymous) 

uniform kink - ECTHELION X READER (anonymous) 

breathplay - MAEDHROS X READER (anonymous) 

praise kink - RUSSINGON (anonymous) 

overstimulation - CARANTHIR X READER ( @strategic-wombat )

spanking/impact play - MAGLOR X READER (anonymous) 

hero worship - GLORFINDEL X FEM!READER (anonymous)

boot and leather kink - THRANDUIL X FEM!READER (anonymous)

substitution - GLORESTOR > substituting in for Ecthelion (Anonymous) 

getting caught - SILVERGIFTING ( @antares0606 )

cock warming (1) - RUSSINGON ( @medusas-hairband )

breeding kink - FEANOR (YEAH!!!!) X READER - (anonymous) 

cock warming (on here twice. I’m cheating. I’m very fond of this kink) - ELROND (TRoP) X GN!Reader - (Anonymous) - 

orgasm denial OR ruined orgasm - CURUFIN X READER (anonymous) 

brat taming - CELRONDUIL (anonymous) 

[silmsmutweek]

Welcome to Silm Smut Week! Oct 1 to 7, 2023

A fandom event celebrating sexually explicit fanworks based on the The Silmarillion.

About & How to Participate

Themes and Prompts - coming soon!

AO3 Collection - coming soon!

FAQ

Rules

To have your work shared on the event’s page, please mention the blog @silmsmutweek in your post AND include the tag #silmsmutweek in the first 10 tags. You can also submit directly to the blog.

This event is run by @ettelene and @polutrope. Questions? Send an Ask.

[sanisse]

Literally BEGGING for your sapphic Tauriel sfw and nsfw hcs *please* 🥺

Sapphic!Tauriel Headcannons:

knife wife

srsly she'll stab u <3

but on a more serious note she's a very protective and caring partner! She always wants to check up on you, know that you're okay, and often offers to walk you places :) It's not that she's possessive/jealous etc. etc. she literally just wants to make sure that you get from point A to point B safely and happily.

always super involved in her girlfriend's interests! She loves hearing you talk about what you're currently interested in and will ask lots of questions and try to get involved with your hobbies.

If you'd rather she not get involved with your hobbies that's ok, but you'll need to make that clear. She'll be sad about it but she also will totally understand if you want space.

Curious! So curious! Wants to know all about you.

This comes with the caveat though that she's bad at talking about herself and has to be coaxed.

Touch-starved but not a natural cuddler. It'll be a bit awkward to start but once she feels comfortable with you then she'll get softer :)

Soft touches soft kisses soft everything

Especially if you're human because she's worried she'll break you tbh

Sparring is a love language. Please let her slam you into the mat. It gets her going ;)

doesn't much care about topping or bottoming she's just happy to be here! But she will lean toward topping. She just likes both.

[sanisse]

Can you link your masterlist I can’t find it

Here you go :) (sanisse.tumblr.com/masterlist). It's a custom page so it will open on a browser if you're on Tumblr mobile. I like custom pages for all my blogs.

Normally it's on my pinned post, but kinktober's taking up that space lmao.

It needs a bit of updating so it's not everything, but it's most. If you want some of my non-insert (character x character) smut, you can find it on my ao3.

Enjoy!

[sanisse]

What do you think Aragorn and Arwens sex life is like?

Hi!! hmmm... let's see...

Aragorn x Arwen NSFW Headcannons:

They strike me as being pretty vanilla tbh? But not in a boring way! They're just not really kinky people.

But Aragorn is VERY partial to body worship when it comes to Arwen. He just adores every inch of her <3 lots of lingering kisses and touches.

Slow and sensual over fast and hard.

I think they had sex while they were courting! Or at the very least they messed around and did some heavy petting and oral sex.

Both are really open and practical about sex. Not the least bit shy! They don't mind talking about it or offering advice, and they're very open with each other about what they like/don't like in the bedroom.

Arwen can be a bit extreme about the lack of shyness though. She doesn't mind public areas when having sex. Not in an exhibitionist way. She just doesn't??? care???? Balconies, the woods, the gardens, etc. etc.

Aragorn is way less chill with that lmao.

But they've DEFINITELY gotten walked in on before purely because the heavy petting session got out of hand while they were making out by a lake.

Arwen finds this hilarious. She also finds Aragorn getting all shy and blushy about it hilarious.

(Aragorn always laughs about these encounters after the fact and offers effusive apologies to whomever caught them lol).

But can't stop won't stop.

<3 they're just very in love and it's cute.

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Oh you're writing a gay smut fic with a fantasy setting? Don't forget to give one of your characters a

[raointean]

@sanisse

[yekoc]

anonymously tell me what pairing/porn trope/kink you wish i would write... i might get inspired but also i'm just feeling curious.

[sanisse]

Is there a Maedhros NSFW list?

Hi! You can find all the Maedhros stuff under the maedhros tag (sanisse.tumblr.com/tagged/maedhros) But here's a couple of links for you :)

Maedhros NSFW alphabet

Maedhros and Oral Sex

Kissing Maedhros

[sanisse]

Hcs for a Dom! Elladan? I’ve always hc’ed the Elrond boys to be fairly dominate if they lean that way

Elladan strikes me as very vanilla tbh but if you asked him nicely he'd dom for you :) He'd be really a really good dom for littles or sweet subs who need a lot of praise & want soft dominance, and a good dom for brats who are in it for the fun of being a brat and aren't interested in any strict punishments -- but I think he'd struggle if you needed him to go harder. He's an easy-going goofball and likes to laugh in bed.

[sanisse]

I feel like ecthelion had a small amount of water boarding breathe play in his next life as a unconscious kink. I don't know why I feel he would have such a kink as to that.( sarcasm)

Oh that’s mean 💀💀💀💀

[sanisse]

Can I please ask for some Celeborn nsfw headcanons with a submissive fem. (I just find Celeborn very sexy).

CELEBORN NSFW HEADCANNONS (with a submissive fem)

Mean. He's very, very mean. Like, within the realms of pre-discussion and consent, but still. He likes throwing his partners around, he likes humiliating them, he likes rough breathplay, etc. etc.

Loves restraints and shibari.

Not too much of a fan of impact play despite the mean!dom streak, but loves using things like wax, ice, knives (if the sub is ok with it!), breathplay, hair pulling, and stepping on his subs.

Patient, loves ruined orgasms & orgasm denial.

Very quiet? Tends not to praise or humiliate or talk at all really. This can (and has) caused anxiety in some of his partners in the past so he's working on it.

On the flip side though he is an extremely doting dom when it comes to aftercare! He just transforms when he's out of domspace into the sweetest, warmest, person and he'll carry you everywhere. He has a kit set aside specifically for dealing with any injuries and that's always part of aftercare.

Deals with really bad dom drop himself and the cuddling/doting/etc. is necessary for his mental health as well as his sub's. The dom drop can last for days and he'll need a lot of reassurance that he's a good partner and that his sub enjoyed the scene.

Very receptive to feedback!

[sanisse]

besties we’ve done it we’re over halfway through the kinktober requests and I’m finally under 50 drafts

[sanisse]

They do generally feel very different, but this was a nice bridge! It’s like RoP Elrond that you write (a la Partake) but has started to come more fully into his own and is trying some things out that others have taught him (re: maybe Celebrimbor or Gil-galad) once he’s gained some self confidence and self awareness. And this ofc will eventually develop into the Hugo-esque, really self assured, great dom later!

Yes! Exactly :D

I'm so glad it feels like a good transition. I just am really in love with the idea of shy Robrond slowly gaining confidence -- especially in the dom department.

He never stops loving getting his back blown out and being a sweet pleasure sub tho he is SUCH a switch I do not make the rules

[sanisse]

hii! im the anon who requested the elrond cockwarming for your kinktober, i loved it SO SO much thank you!! also i can't remember the username but i agree with the person who said they enjoyed the hugorond characteristics :) it was really sweet

Ohhh I'm so glad! 😭😭😭Thank you so much for saying so. It's a boost & it means a lot <3

@creativity-of-death <3 <3 <3 I'm glad we're all tracking on the characterization front!

[sanisse]

Hey! I love your blog sm oml. What’s your main?

main | SFW AO3 | Spice AO3

rings of power content

thank you!!!! <3

[sanisse]

Hi I'm the one who requested the Thranduil kinktober you posted and I just want to say thank you so much! All your fics are amazing but boy, it blew past all expectations I had for it! I loved it!

aaaa I'm so glad you liked it! I'm sorry I had to post your clarification ask rather than the original because I know that kind of thing can get quite personal even if it's on anon but I really wanted you to get your notif ❤️ and thank you so much for your patience I know it literally took me MONTHS lmao. ❤️❤️ It's such a relief that you love it!!

[sanisse]

"except he'd want to do it in front of a mirror so he can see your face" BESTIE 🥵😵‍💫 Thinking about Thranduil whispering in your ear about what a pretty mess you are and how he loves ruining you, while making sure you can feel just how hard he is against your lower back, and promising that if you're good and come before passing out he'll ruin you even more with his cock

exactly exactly exactly

I get the feeling he's very good/experienced with breathplay, too, so I think he'd be able to time it perfectly so that you'd come right before it gets to be too much -- which also means you've earned your reward. 😌