Sansational_art

Beware of some nsfw posts! (if I stop being lazy trash and actually post them) This is where I post my sans trash, I try to post as frequently as I can

[ohnoafterlaughs]

Fuck me yourself, you coward meme reference

[ohnoafterlaughs]

And here the missing panel nobody asked for!

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please don’t scroll past

im a gay trans man who got kicked out of my transphobic household by my mother who has abused me for 10+ years. i’m currently living with one of my friend’s, but i have absolutely none of my things, including any sort of phone. she’s gracefully letting me use her computer, so that is how i’m setting this up.

i don’t know how to phrase this, but i’m barely a week into turning 16, and i have nothing to wear to school, which i still wish to graduate from. i need all the support i can get.

please, even if you can’t donate, spread this around. i don’t know what to do, since this was all sudden and out of the blue.

my paypal is  [email protected], and i am also willing to do commissions. if you need an example of my art, please visit my art blog and send me a dm to discuss prices.

[escapekit]

Puzzle Art

Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein makes puzzle montages from different puzzles using the same die cut pattern.

[s-p-giffy]

THESE ARE AMAZING

[hclark70]

this is art

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

@images-that-are-only-cursed

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Not cursed at all. I actually think these are neat af

[hentired]

If you need something to spice up your D&D campaign, tell your DM to use the Spongebob OST

[hentired]

In the tavern?

An awkward conversation with an NPC?

Boss battle????

[babyanimalgifs]

Worth it

Tw: vanetosc

[did-you-know]

[endcetaceanexploitation]

Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.

One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:

“People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing “MY BABY DIED.” Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed “CRY”, touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences.“ [23]

Washoe herself lost two children; one baby died shortly after birth of a heart defect, the other baby, Sequoyah, died of a staph infection at two months of age.

[sonyvegaspro12]

more about Washoe:

after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”

the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.

*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.

[georgiejohn]

Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.

[death-limes]

now if y’all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face

[depressed-dudewitch]

I’m not saying this is how you get witches, buuuuut… ✨🌠🔮

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[valtsv]

anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

[davvngwa]

You just want a dragon

[undead-bi-dinosaur]

Well of course I want a fucking dragon

[sixpenceee]

Bonsai trees via Beautiful World

[3xdacharm]

WHATTTTTT

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[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

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[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[sweetoothgirl]

CONFETTI WAFFLE COOKIES

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[cursedcatimages]

[cybercrimer]

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business 

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[horreurscopes]

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

[heathergraves]

This was weirdly motivating