Sans.

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Heheheh, Fell hasn't let me hold the cat once yet, but eh, it's fine. They look real cute, don't they?

(Hope Fell doesn't look at my blog 😬)

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heard ya miss my cat. dat's pathetic.

... i'm bringin' her over later. not for ya. she's been clawin' couch an' needs a new victim. don't read into it.

ya got mustard or do i have to bring my own?

— f

Awwww, thanks, pal. I knew you cared about little-old-meeee.

I don't have any mustard, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so bring yours

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tch. don't flatter yerself. she misses ya or smth. not me. i don't miss anybody.

an' of COURSE you don't have mustard. lazy sack of bones.

fine, i'll bring mine. ya owe me a bottle.

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Naahhhhh you missed me

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no. stop dat.

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you missed meeeee

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heard ya miss my cat. dat's pathetic.

... i'm bringin' her over later. not for ya. she's been clawin' couch an' needs a new victim. don't read into it.

ya got mustard or do i have to bring my own?

— f

Awwww, thanks, pal. I knew you cared about little-old-meeee.

I don't have any mustard, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so bring yours

@fellsansss

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tch. don't flatter yerself. she misses ya or smth. not me. i don't miss anybody.

an' of COURSE you don't have mustard. lazy sack of bones.

fine, i'll bring mine. ya owe me a bottle.

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Naahhhhh you missed me

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heard ya miss my cat. dat's pathetic.

... i'm bringin' her over later. not for ya. she's been clawin' couch an' needs a new victim. don't read into it.

ya got mustard or do i have to bring my own?

— f

Awwww, thanks, pal. I knew you cared about little-old-meeee.

I don't have any mustard, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so bring yours

@fellsansss

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Here—

This is Wolfgang (Wolfy)

Cuddle him as much as you’d like ^^

I don't wanna get attached to another cat that isn't mine. Thank you, tho

Man, I can't hold a phone to save my life-

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Kinda missing Doom-fanger rn to be honest

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Went to a café. It was pretty good, I recommend.

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Update. Fell got his cat back, mission completed.

It looked like a drug deal because we didn't want our Paps to find out.

Besides that, he looked pretty worried about his cat. I think he was relieved despite all his yellin at me.

Welp. That's all I came on here for.

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uh.

doomfanger hasn't been around for a few days. didn't think anythin' of it.

she's a cat. cats wander. she's probably out terrorizin' the locals or eatin' smth she shouldn't.

but it's been like. six days now?? idfk.

pap hasn't noticed yet but he WILL an' then i'll have to deal with it. like it's my fault the damn furball went missin'...

she's fine.

... probably.

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"Is this your cat?"

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WAIT—

DAT'S MY DAMN CAT. WHY THE HELL DO YA HAVE DAT FUCKIN' CAT.

'kay she looks fine.. she looks totally fine.. She's in yer universe... I—

DON'T FUCKIN' MOVE. I'M COMIN'. idfk how she ended up in YER stupid universe but i'm gonna figure it out an' someone's gonna pay. not you. probably.

jus' keep her there. I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE—

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Has Ink visited you lately? He's the one who dumped your responsibility onto me.

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uh.

doomfanger hasn't been around for a few days. didn't think anythin' of it.

she's a cat. cats wander. she's probably out terrorizin' the locals or eatin' smth she shouldn't.

but it's been like. six days now?? idfk.

pap hasn't noticed yet but he WILL an' then i'll have to deal with it. like it's my fault the damn furball went missin'...

she's fine.

... probably.

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Is this your cat?

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Sans, what kinds of pranks do you like?

Heh-heh. Kiddo, a joke won't be funny if you explain them... or expect them

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How's the kitty?

Doin well.

Thanks for askin

(Sorry for such a long wait, TwT)

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What name are we going to give the car? I think Galaxy Destroyer would be a fitting name

Ta-ta. I would never steal another cat's name! Plus, this is Fell's cat it already has a name. DOOM-FANGER

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At least the cat is gonna eat well for a week, lol

That's true...

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Update- Sans bought way too much

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YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT TO FEED A FUCKING CAT

Fine-fine, I'll go buy some cat food. Kiddo, could you do me a favor and find Fell. He needs to pay me back for this.

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FEED IT!?!? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BUY CAT FOOD?!? THE BABY IS HUNGY

Who do you think I am? A responsible adult?