FELL .

pfp by me. he/him. back. don't get used to it. 🖕

[fellsansss]

ugh.. the first post n hello, i think??..

here to get rid of boredom while boss is not here. ask me stuff or whatev

i don't even care if here's no one.

[fellsansss]

fck, .

.zd

classiccf is tbe best mkonster in the multiverse and i wanna kis h his stupid face . his dumb smile . his lazy eye sokets . everythinf . i love him . i love him so mucb abd i never said it out loud before but i do . fUck .i would hold his hand .n kisssf it

. classsic

i love yuo. like actually love yuo you stupid lazy idiot .i've loved yuo for so long it's disgustin . yr dumb puns. the way you nap everywhere . that annoyin g permanent grin . evrything . i wanna be around yuo all the time n dat scares the hell outta me.

shhjiittttttt... ..

@sansssssclassic

[fellsansss]

With you having a cat, what your and Papyrus's opinion on dogs?

I'd ask for fav breed if you like em, but after basically saying you don't really care about cat breeds, I doubt you'd care for dog breeds lol

— Cronus

dogs are fine, i guess.

loud. slobbery. too damn friendly. at least a dog won't claw yer face off for lookin' at it wrong. doomfanger's got dat covered.

i think boss likes dogs. big ones. the kind dat look like they could kill ya but listen to his every command.

tch, what're they called. dobermans? dobermen? sharp ears, mean stare. suits him. heh.

me? i don't got a fav breed. dogs are dogs. if i had to pick... smth dat ain't yappy. small dogs are rats with fur. bigass dogs at least got some dignity.

... doesn't mean i said anythin' nice abt dogs. i'm a cat person. doomfanger would kill me.

[sansssssclassic]

heard ya miss my cat. dat's pathetic.

... i'm bringin' her over later. not for ya. she's been clawin' couch an' needs a new victim. don't read into it.

ya got mustard or do i have to bring my own?

— f

Awwww, thanks, pal. I knew you cared about little-old-meeee.

I don't have any mustard, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so bring yours

@fellsansss

[fellsansss]

tch. don't flatter yerself. she misses ya or smth. not me. i don't miss anybody.

an' of COURSE you don't have mustard. lazy sack of bones.

fine, i'll bring mine. ya owe me a bottle.

[sansssssclassic]

Naahhhhh you missed me

[fellsansss]

no. stop dat.

[sansssssclassic]

heard ya miss my cat. dat's pathetic.

... i'm bringin' her over later. not for ya. she's been clawin' couch an' needs a new victim. don't read into it.

ya got mustard or do i have to bring my own?

— f

Awwww, thanks, pal. I knew you cared about little-old-meeee.

I don't have any mustard, and I'm too lazy to go to the store, so bring yours

@fellsansss

[fellsansss]

tch. don't flatter yerself. she misses ya or smth. not me. i don't miss anybody.

an' of COURSE you don't have mustard. lazy sack of bones.

fine, i'll bring mine. ya owe me a bottle.

[fellsansss]

When I first saw doomfanger I thought she was a mainecoon! (Idk how to spell that.)

Shes too adorable

mainecoon? the hell's a mainecoon. sounds made up.

... an' yeah. she's alright lookin'. when she's not clawin' my face.

[fellsansss]

Doomfangers so fluffy usually I'd ask how she's doing now at the start of summer, but I don't think that's gonna be a problem in Snowdin😭

Also, whats her breed? If you know what it is at least lol

heh.

summer? in snowdin? it's winter all year, baby.

doomfanger's built for dis. she sleeps in snowdrifts for fun and comes out lookin' like a fluffy snowball.

breed? she's a cat. a fluffy one. with teeth.

... pap looked it up once. said smth angora or whatev, i don't read cat wikipedia. all i know is she's dramatic, mean, an' currently kneadin' my ribs like dough. so she's alright.

unfortunately.

[fellsansss]

Yall have the cutest cat ever

But how the hell did she get all the way over into undertale?

ugh. i wasn't there. how the hell should i know.

accordin' to dat bonehead, apparently dat paint-drinkin' moron showed up in my au, grabbed doomfanger for some reason an' then dumped her on classic.

just. handed him MY cat an' vanished. didn't explain anythin'. nothin'

ink's lucky doomfanger didn't maul him. she's got standards. heh.

... she's home. dat's wat matters.

[fellsansss]

she's back. she's clean.

had to give her a bath 'cause she smelled like the other universe's garbage. took three scratches to the skull. she's fine. i'm fine.

... she's purrin' now tho. so. whatev. askbox is open again.

ink's gonna pay for dis shit.

[fellsansss]

uh.

doomfanger hasn't been around for a few days. didn't think anythin' of it.

she's a cat. cats wander. she's probably out terrorizin' the locals or eatin' smth she shouldn't.

but it's been like. six days now?? idfk.

pap hasn't noticed yet but he WILL an' then i'll have to deal with it. like it's my fault the damn furball went missin'...

she's fine.

... probably.

[sansssssclassic]

"Is this your cat?"

[fellsansss]

WAIT—

DAT'S MY DAMN CAT. WHY THE HELL DO YA HAVE DAT FUCKIN' CAT.

'kay she looks fine.. she looks totally fine.. She's in yer universe... I—

DON'T FUCKIN' MOVE. I'M COMIN'. idfk how she ended up in YER stupid universe but i'm gonna figure it out an' someone's gonna pay. not you. probably.

jus' keep her there. I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE—

[fellsansss]

do yall remember my words?

"da ask box 's back open. for now."

"for now."

so yeah. i'm closin' it for a while. heh.

[fellsansss]

uh.

doomfanger hasn't been around for a few days. didn't think anythin' of it.

she's a cat. cats wander. she's probably out terrorizin' the locals or eatin' smth she shouldn't.

but it's been like. six days now?? idfk.

pap hasn't noticed yet but he WILL an' then i'll have to deal with it. like it's my fault the damn furball went missin'...

she's fine.

... probably.

[fellsansss]

Hi hi hiii! I'm Toby but you can call me whatever!

You're cool so I'm gonna go through your blog and like every single post I can get my hands on.

Also I have little gift

:]

you did WHAT while i was nappin'.

i wake up to 99+ notifications an' it's jus' you.

ugh. a sunset. or whatev is dis. on the surface. i've seen better.

i'll block spammers without hesitation next time.

[fellsansss]

Can I do your make up?

(•w•) I'll be gentle

-Random child who has squishable cheeks

... kid. do i look like a damn doll to ya.

if ya try to touch my face i will bite. don't test me.

... also who let a random child on my blog. where are yer parents—

whatev. don't touch my face.

[fellsansss]

Give me yer hands, bruda. I’ve got pocket warmers and it’s colder in Snowdin than it is in the ass-crack of the South during winter. - Harv

nah. i am fine without it, pal.

[fellsansss]

ey fell, felly fella, frell fellans Do you still keep in touch with the rest of the multiverse? If so, which parts, if now, why?

ey yerself. ya havin' a stroke or jus' can't spell? pick one.

keep in touch? barely. multiverse is a goddamn mess an' most versions of me are insufferable.

only ones i still bother with: dat hyperactive blue bastard from swap. an'.. uh— dat lazy original... yeah.

don't tell 'em i said "bother with." they're... tolerable.

the rest can choke.

[fellsansss]

Oh you ask why I'm doing that huh? Hmmm??

I'm just curious really. I like to ask random ass questions.

Truthfully? I just wanna know. Maybe I know someone. Or maybe I just wanted to know.

You'll never know.

"maybe i know someone" who...

WHO.

ya know who?! you don't know shit. nobody knows nothin'. i ain't... i already said too much last time, ugh..