I don't like horror comics.

[santacarlastrange]

Welcome to the Murder Capital of the World!

[ you're dead meat, kid! ]

Hallo i'm Mike. Over 30. Lifelong lost boys/horror fan. Back on Tumblr after a long hiatus. Chronically ill so energy is an issue sometimes but I do my best to reply etc.

This is a side blog to @gottimetokill . (You can also find me @intothehotzone as end verse Dean Winchester).

Blanket trigger warning with heavy themes. Vampires and all that you know ->

DEAD DOVE DON'T EAT

Mostly movie canon + years of headcanons. Haven't seen the musical only listen to it on repeat 🤣

Muses:

Michael Emerson

Sam Emerson

Alan Frog

For now lol

Stay safe Santa Carla.

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Just noticed there's a flyer for echo and the bunnymen in Michael's room which is amusing to me because echo and the bunnymen are the ones who did the cover of the doors "people are strange" in the beginning!!!

Also i didn't really take Michael for a post-punk kinda guy but I kind of dig that...

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Sam and his 'born to shop' shirt in one of the most serious scenes...

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Grandpa is definitely a hunter.

He keeps to himself. Building giant stakes throughout the film which he ends up using to save them ultimately. He watches Max suspiciously. I think he may have not considered him as the head vampire until that night he came over for dinner...

Also technically wouldn't Grandpa have been the man of the house or did Max just need someone inside to invite him in?

I kinda think he was not like an active hunter going out but more like Bobby in supernatural you know? That feels right

"one thing about livin in Santa Carla I never could stomach... All the damn vampires"

[rpmemes-galore]

Lana Del Rey : Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd album ... sentence starters

"Don't forget me."

"God, I love you, baby."

"You wanted me sadder."

"It's a shame that we die."

"But without them, I'd die."

"Does that sound like love?"

"Love me until I love myself."

"I threw caution to the wind."

"When's it gonna be my turn?"

"Come on, baby, you can thrive."

"Open me up, tell me you like me."

"Do you really think I give a damn."

"I can never stop, wanna have fun."

"Run away like your head is on fire."

"You've been acting pretty restless."

"So you say there's a chance for us."

"It's a shame and I'm crying right now."

"I wrote you a note, but I didn't send it."

"You give me this and I got you, honey."

"So many mountains too high to climb."

"I've got things to do, like nothing at all."

"But, sometimes, it's just not your time."

"I know, I know, I know that you hate me."

"Not that smart, but I've got things to say."

"If you want someone, then just call me up."

"Do you contemplate where we came from?"

"I haven't done a cartwheel since I was nine."

"I won't testify, I already fucked up my story."

"I've got magic in my hand, stars in my eyes."

"I don't know if it was God, but it felt like God."

"I haven't seen my mother in a long, long time."

"It's just that I don't trust myself with my heart."

"Baby, I'll bring the coffee if you bring the wine."

"I had to leave. Knew they wouldn't understand."

"Wouldn't that be somethin' to talk about for us?"

"I've discovered my preaching is mostly about me."

"I'm probably running away from the feelings I get."

"What I do after years of just hearing them talking?"

"It's not about having someone to love me anymorе."

"I couldn't be there for the one who was closest to me."

"Lately, I've been thinking about how things used to be."

"There's a certain point the body can't come back from."

"I like how you talk, how you speak, how you look at me."

"Although it seems I've gotten better, I can be violent, too."

"I can't help but feel somewhat like my body marred my soul."

"What kind of mother was she to say I'd end up in institutions?"

"My pastor told me when you leave, all you take is your memory."

"If you wanna go where nobody goes, that's where you'll find me."

"When everyone's star is bright, brighter than you are, it's time to go."

"I know that we've got problems. I plan to address them another day."

"If you want some basic bitch, go to the Beverly Center and find her."

"For me, you are the one… and if I'm not the one for you, don't just say it."

"What the fuck's wrong in your head to send me away, never to come back?"

"This is gonna sound crazy to you, but I'm gonna tell you the absolute truth."

"So if you don't know, don't give up, 'cause you never know what the new day might bring."

"I know they think that it took thousands of people to put me together again like an experiment."

[wickedlymeme]

“Are you okay?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Is he alive?” 

“Are they breathing?”

“Are you hurt?”

“Can you move it?” 

“You’re bleeding.”

“Oh my god, don’t look.”

“Can you get up?”

“The plane crashed.”

“The boat sunk.”

“No one knows where we are.”

“No one is coming for us.”

“They’ll send help soon.”

Someone will come looking.”

“We have to find shelter.” 

“We have to try and get off of the island.”

“Have you ever eaten raw fish?”

“Can you start a fire?” 

“We don’t know what’s in there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I’m not a boar expert.”

“What if this is like, that cannibal island? You know, the one full of cannibals?”

“Guess we’ll find out soon enough.”

“You’ve lost too much blood.”

“They aren’t going to make it.”

“We aren’t going to make it.”

“Go on without me.”

“You’re really sunburned.”

“We’ll have to see what we can salvage from the wreckage.”

“Do you have any family?”

“Why were you on the plane anyways?”

“Wait, what’s your name again?”

“Have you slept at all?”

“You ever try and crack a coconut with your bare hands?”

“Bad time to suggest a message in a bottle, isn’t it?”

“Oh my god, what the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck was that?” 

“We’re not alone.”

“There’s someone else out there.”

“Get behind me.”

“Grab the knife.”

“Good god.”

“I think I see someone!”

“Is that a plane?” 

[crownmemes]

Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know, you're in this situation because you ignored your last doctor."

"I've got a hole in my leg! How the hell do you think I'm doing?"

"I can see why someone stabbed you."

"You have broken my heart... And also my leg."

"I hope there's a story to go with that face?"

"Sit down! You look terrible!"

"You know, just because you feel like you're ready to leave the hospital doesn't mean you actually are."

"Thank fuck that pill's kicking in!"

"Are you going to be a baby about this?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm concerned. Did you get a concussion last night?"

"What the fuck happened to your arm?"

"How does it feel to get shot? I've heard it described as feeling like being stung by a hundred bees in the same place."

"Are you just going to fuss over me all day?"

"I forbid you to die! Do you understand me?"

"I love how you're so calm when I'm coughing up blood."

"Are you having a hard time focusing on what I'm saying?"

"You don't have to worry about me. I'm going to be okay."

"You're bleeding. Who did this?"

"Are you dead?"

"I would so like to see to your injuries, however superficially."

"I wasn't in a shootout. I was just near one."

"What's more surprising to you: that someone made an attempt on your life, or that it hasn't happened more often?"

"There's nothing weak about taking care of yourself."

"I wish I had something to give you for the pain."

"I'm not going to die... Don't let me die."

"Don't you think you should take a break after what you just went through?"

"Sit down before you bleed out!"

"I am tired of everybody else doing things for me!"

"Stop your squirming!"

"You were right to fight back."

"The best thing for an injury is to walk it off!"

"Luckily, they only shot me in the head!"

"It's been a week! A week's long enough to heal anything!"

"Something tells me that you deserved those bruises."

"This is not how I thought I would die!"

"Don't turn your head away. Being sick is nothing to be ashamed of."

"It didn't hurt at all yesterday. I guess it saved all the pain for today."

"You can't investigate your own shooting!"

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@storiesbreathed asked: "I'm at home when you're holding me." star to michael?

His mom hasn't bothered them all weekend. After everything that happened, he isn't sure she even has the capacity to have a full conversation about what went down.

He doesn't think he does either, truthfully.

Sam brings food, every meal, enough for Michael and Star each to have their own helping.

He's worried about Sam and he's sure likewise... But in this moment, in the morning sun that he's taken for granted until recently, Star holds his full attention with those words.

Home is a funny concept. One that, until very recently, felt foreign or even fake. He realizes that he feels this, too. Holding here there in the very spot she described.

"you are my home, too, Star... You are the only one who really understands me---"

and what we went through is left unspoken, hanging heavy in the air as his lips press to her forehead softly.

[wickedlymeme]

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

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@storiesbreathed asked: "The sun will be setting any minute now." edgar to alan?

"locked and loaded. Vamp style," Alan nodded as he zipped the olive green duffle bag shut and slung it over his shoulder.

"everything's ready for the reconnaissance mission. We're so close to cracking the case this time. I can feel it."

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@storiesbreathed asked: "Don't you think that means something?" edgar to sam?

Sam stared, a brow raised, waiting for a laugh or a punchline. After a few tense moments, both brows shot up and Sam realized... He was not kidding.

"uhh... not really? I mean... People go missing all the time, like, literally every day... I'm sure it happened all the time in Phoenix but the city was so big, 's probably why no one talks about it. It's just how it is, I guess," Sam shrugged, unable to help himself rearrange an improperly sorted few Superman comics.

[justabeatingheart]

SUMMER NOSTALGIA ( sentence starters from the debut studio album by emily james )

SUBURBIA

"Do you remember it the way I do? And does it have a hold on you?"

"In my mind it's glorified, you and I, together."

UNDER THE INFLUENCE

"What if we don't overthink it?"

"You know it's already different."

"If you make me bleed, that's alright, honey, I'll live."

"Let's make believe we'll ever be the same again."

"I don't wanna be wondering what could have been."

"I'm on your lips, just let me in."

"I think there's a chance this is real."

"Leave you now, I just can't."

UNDERDOG

"Isn't it funny how none of my friends ever liked you?"

"Guess that I wanted you to prove them wrong."

"I'm always rooting for the underdog."

"Guess that I knew that, that I was never number one."

"When it's good, yeah, it's good."

"I'm alright when you do what you should."

"I'm holding on to what could be, but would it be better?"

"When it's hell, yeah, it's hell."

"I should really go and save myself."

"You got me baited, holding me out on your string."

TOMMY

"I think I'm in love with you, probably, and you don't have a clue."

"I've been talking about you to everyone."

"You got me running laps in my head."

"I wanna be on your mind all of the time."

"It's bending my heart a little too far now."

"You touch me, I'm aching."

"I need you, I hate it."

"Tell me you want me now."

"You think it feels special but you still need the proof."

"Please don't give me eyes if you're planning to kiss her."

"I can't go back, I can't be your friend."

BLUEPRINT

"We went together like bare legs and leather, always a little too dependent on the weather."

But we were young and sort of dumb."

"It was fun and sort of love."

"I don't know how not to want you."

"You're in me like a drunk-night tattoo."

"Every dress I own is saturated with your fucking hands around my waist."

"You're the foundation, you built the blueprint."

"I wanna feel like you're here for a second."

"I can't escape it, don't know if I want to."

SONG FOR BRYAN

"If I need to quit you, I'll need to quit drinking."

"That's the truth, but I can't face it."

"Part of me still thinks that you're amazing."

"I still want you, it's complicated."

"My mind is moving on, my heart's still waiting."

"It's not good news, I still love you."

"I still want you, and God, I hate it."

"Even at your worst you were my greatest."

PRETTY 4EVER

"We're livin' shamelessly and that's how it's supposed to be."

"Nothing can heal you like a bender."

UNCOMMON SENSE

"The water isn't hot enough, I want it to hurt."

"Scared if I talk about it I fall a little too far down."

"I want someone to melt against."

"You look like a pretty place for me to hide."

"I think I could outrun it, I mean I've trained enough to try."

PICTURE IT

"I see you and I feel like a kid again."

"Honestly all we need is a little re-framing."

"Don't you think that means something?"

SUMMER ON ICE

"It's all gold when you're holding me."

"Don't make any plans, I wanna just lay here."

"I'm at home when you're holding me."

SUNBURN

"If I stay, you'll become my final destination."

"If I go, you'll always have a string around my finger."

"Either way something ends, but I'm not ready yet."

"Some love is worth sunburn."

"We could outrun time and go the distance."

"It wouldn't make any difference what you say."

ORANGES

"The sun will be setting any minute now."

"It doesn't get better than this."

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