Bruh

oofus poofus

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[pukicho]

im a plastic surgeon now, let me turn you into the demons I saw in my dreams

[santakringle1]

what if i am already the demon you saw in your sleep

[thejusticethatissocial]

flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH

[santakringle1]

theres all the natural skin colours

and purple

straight up dead

[pukicho]

Late to work? Tell 'em you were simply buffering. Missed your child's birthday party? Lag.

[santakringle1]

Missed christmas? Fuck you

[pukicho]

Gen z kids be like “hmmm today I will listen to Jack Stauber - Buttercup”

[pukicho]

Some of you sound so surprised I know this like I predicted your future and told you how you die.

[santakringle1]

this doesn’t change how called out i feel

i’m watching you you hilarious bastard

always watching

[ohyeahpop]

Gloria Trevi, 1991 - Ph. Unknown 

[santakringle1]

i thought ph as in the scientific ph but then i realised it meant photographer

[pukicho]

What is the biggest planet on Earth?

Are you seriously this dumb? Jupiter

[shaunamariexoxo]

They said ON earth tho so

[pukicho]

OH Jupiter

[santakringle1]

JUPITER IS GOD

[santakringle1]

yo guys repost if there’s two arrows making a circle under this post, i’m interested

[pukicho]

That Christmas fucker came down the chinney and gave me coals ??? I'm going to become a WORSE and even more SPITEFUL person because of this

[santakringle1]

you know i had to do it to you

[thefugitivesaint]

May I take a moment of your time to remind you of the 1991 porn parody, Edward Penishands? You’re welcome.

[santakringle1]

This is a gentle reminder to exit my dash from the left and never return.

[santakringle1]

Gretsch G5441T Double Jet w/ Bigsby, Firebird Red

WHERE TO GET IT

[pukicho]

Yo shout out to people who parry

[santakringle1]

everyone understood this apart from me, who thought it said ‘shout out to perry’

[pukicho]

I wonder what vibes I give off to you people

[santakringle1]

electricity, you’re pikachu, ONLY ELECTRICITY

[computer-cult]

[santakringle1]

dancing queen,

young and sweet,

only 17,

[pukicho]

bro wtf my data wasnt on and I didnt have any wifi but I got a fucking post notif from you?? how did you?? what??

Check out my posts

[santakringle1]

this is exactly threat energy

[pukicho]

Heyy synth boys and girls I'm looking to sell my moog grandmother!!! If you're interested PM FRIENDS !!!!!!

[pukicho]

It's not an actual grandmother, you'll have to look elsewhere for that kinda stuff

[santakringle1]

Breaking news: buyers have dropped to zero after this clarification

[pukicho]

Heyy synth boys and girls I'm looking to sell my moog grandmother!!! If you're interested PM FRIENDS !!!!!!

[santakringle1]

I’ve known of this synth for a while but didn’t read the Moog bit, if you are interested, I am willing to go through with the purchase of your grandmother.