I would die for you soulja boy

[sheabutterbitch]

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[bunkey]

as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i take a look at my cock and realize its curving left!

[tonyzaret]

[catchymemes]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

this is so funny

[ranmagender]

[kristina100000]

no words

[oglach-uisce]

Call that a hammer to go with the sickle cause that's a pounder babe 😔

[elmyra-is-tired]

The hammer is his penis

[trr3rr]

Nicolas Cage, 2020

[lyingfigure]

it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

one of the worst youtube comments ive seen in awhile

[biohazrd]

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

[comment-tube]

[tasteslikepriondisease-deactiva]

[sugarpkts]

thank you to weird girls for being online

[setonfirebyfiends]

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[homemeansthehills]

Honestly it's not that bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

[enraged-chihuahua]

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*