I had to go to Wal-Mart since Trader Joe’s was closed and I saw this kid pick up a penny and eat it like an animal.
I felt like I was in the wild.
It's Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is the most uncharted territory known to man. Crazy things happen in there. Awfully crazy things.
Especially on Black Friday. I went there once on a Black Friday, and a big woman all dressed in black started shouting voodoo at me, and then she pulled my hair, all over Herbal Essences.















