Your gods right here

and they're fresh out of mercy

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Klein: Asuna, Kirito's missing! Can you find him?

Asuna: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Klein: Well do you?

Asuna: ...yeah hang on

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Kirito: I'm so mentally stable you could park a horse in my brain

Sillica: I feel like that's not something a mentally stable person would say

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Kirito: My policy is if you see something, say something

Yui: I saw a frog today!

Kirito: Fantastic, this is what I'm talking about people!

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[sthrena]

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Asuna: I'd do a lot of things for you Kirito, I'd kill for you

Asuna: Please ask me to kill for you

Kirito: No honey

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Kirito: I once found a fancy looking bottle with a liquid in it, I showed it to Tiff and asked, "Hey is this whiskey or perfume?"

Kirito: Klein grabbed it, drank all of it, and said "it's perfume"

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Asuna: That's it! Kirito, promise to visit me in prison, I'm going to kill her now.

Kirito: Ease up Honey

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Kirito: I am the smartest, wisest person in this group

Tiffany: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Kirito: I paid for my mars bars, I'm getting my mars bars

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The Gang in the incorrect quotes generator part 3

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Asuna: Two truths in a lie! I have killed before, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee

Liz: …I don’t like this game

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Kirito: ☟︎♏︎⍓︎ ⬧︎⬥︎♏︎♏︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎ ♒︎□︎⬥︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎♎︎♋︎⍓︎✍︎

Yui: ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⬥︎♏︎●︎●︎ 👎︎♋︎♎︎♎︎⍓︎

Kirito: ☟︎□︎⬥︎ ●︎□︎■︎♑︎ ♎︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♓︎⧫︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♋︎🙵♏︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♍︎❒︎♋︎♍︎🙵✍︎

Yuri: ✋︎ ♌︎♏︎●︎♓︎♏︎❖︎♏︎ 💣︎□︎❍︎❍︎⍓︎ ⬥︎♓︎●︎●︎ ♌︎❒︎♏︎♋︎🙵 ♋︎■︎⍓︎ ❍︎♓︎■︎◆︎⧫︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎

Asuna: How are you doing that with your mouths!!??

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Recon: I'd die for you :)

Kirito, gripping his shoulder with the intensity of a thousand Suns: I would never let that happen

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Suguha: What the fuck was that?

Nagata: Affection?

Suguha: Disgusting

Suguha:

Suguha: Do it again

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Sachi: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Kirito: Yeah break their bones, they got 206 of those