You are a Christian if you believe murder is wrong.
That’s it. Really.
It doesn’t matter if you read the Bible, if you go to church, or if you believe in God.
If you think murdering another person is wrong, you’re a Christian. Seriously. You are.
I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound!
You are a communist if you believe in equal treatment for all.
That’s it. Really.
It doesn’t matter if you’ve studied the history of every communist regime, the bloody purges, the totalitarian states that inevitably resulted every time it has been implemented the past hundred years.
If you believe rich people should not be treated better than poor people then you’re a communist. Seriously. You are.
I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
You’re a Natoknsl Socialist if you believe in a socialized government and economy.
That’s it. Really.
It doesn’t matter if you want to deplatform and silence dissidents, if you hate hate speech, if you are for or against capitalism, if you believe all races and identities are equal, or even if you think white people are a problem that needs a solution.
If you advocate for a socialist society predicated on a groups superiority or the deconstruction of another groups power and existence, you’re a Nazi. Seriously. You are.
I’m sorry to be the fuhrer of bad news.
You are a baseball fan if you like ballgames.
That’s it. Really.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t stand baseball, if you’ve only ever watched football, basketball, tennis or golf.
If you choose to watch people banging a ball around, you’re a baseball fan. Seriously. You are.
Sorry to be the Bad News Bears.
















