Aspen-Arts

A blog for all my art and fandoms.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[exhaustedplant]

[paladingineer]

The quintessential Planet Zoo experience is having protestors show up because of low animal welfare... because the animal is stressed from too many people looking at it... because it's in a pen with plenty of nice private places to hide and instead chooses to stand right out in the open.

Protest all you want; I can't fix Stupid Flamingo.

[thenamesjonass]

PZ fan routine:

1. Get an idea for a zoo

2. Start the entrance

3. Spend 5 hours building the best entrance ever

4. Start work on a habitat

5. Give up after an hour because you can't get it to look right

6. Don't touch the game for months until the next DLC is announced

7. Repeat

[quikyureblogs]

What the fuck

[quikyureblogs]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

[aneecupcake]

what’s wrong buddy?

[nikiichann]

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[mystrothedefender]

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

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[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[trashasaurusrex]

Never had a friend like CAINE

(I'm obsessed with Caine's song atm and can't get the "Friend Like Me" visuals out of my head so haha WE MIX BOTH)

[howtocan]

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

[jumpingjacktrash]

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…

[illogical-bullshit]

Spring is coming, time to reblog this again.

[hellenhighwater]

an equally friendly reminder to not let your cats and dogs near downed woodland animals. The bacteria they carry can be very harmful and a dog that’s gentle and sweet with you is likely to consider a baby bird as a tasty mouthful.

[lifeofcynch]

i was always told as a kid to not touch baby birds bc their parents would reject them! i didn’t know that was false :(

[puzzlekick]

[sylveoncandy]

in light of the new helluvaboss short-

FGJXSFYJSHJXXSGHKXGUK HES BACK HES ALIVE HAHAHAHAAH

[aspen-arts]

Zahc is just reminiscing about his brother during the funeral. Very sad. :( Loved the new short. XD

[aspen-arts]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[theproblemsofdonhi]

Shit went from "inspired by IHNMAIMS" to "this a loose adaptation" real quick.