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21 he/him i mostly just reblog stuff thats cool or i think is funny or gay stuff like that lol. Also super obsessed with TMNT at the moment lol

[undertaleqa]

Papyrus, what's your favorite food?

[undertaleqa]

Papyrus, what’s your favorite food?

[nochocolate]

The Funny Bones

(undertale spoilers)

Contrary to popular belief and the first impression Papyrus gives us in Snowdin, Papyrus may not actually hate puns. In fact, he says even more puns than Sans!

We hope you find this comprehensive post of the skeleton brothers’ puns to be ribeting. If not that, at least it’ll be a rib-tickler!

San’s Snowdin Station

It’s easy to get distracted by Sans’ puns, given how the game even highlights and zooms in on him when he delivers them: “skele-ton” and “down to the bone.” However, Papyrus makes two puns of his own: “YOU LAZYBONES!!” and “PUT A LITTLE MORE, "BACKBONE“ INTO IT!!!!”

(More punbearable content under the cut.)

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[averyterrible]

reparatively goncharov posting to make it sound like a terrifically violent mafia movie

[averyterrible]

i liked the scene in goncharov where they cut off a snitch’s fingers with a pair of bolt cutters in front of his wife and kids. of course the scene only worked because they got the wrong guy,

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Thomas Blackshear II

[snowsupply]

Sorry for the lack of art recently, I was working on a little something behind the scenes

[snowsupply]

Color of the season

[snowsupply]

I'll help you, but I'm still going to be a jerk about it –Megatron, probably

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[orphiclovers-deactivated2026032]

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

[treecitysessions]

I can’t believe this was a real tweet

[bubbleteavangelist]

popping my vagina into another woman’s vagina… candace owens is creating new forms of sex im not even able to visualise

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

[justnoodlefishthings]

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

[gimmethebeachboys]

remember that short story they made you read in school called The Lottery where the whole town gets together and just stones a motherfucker at random what the fuck was up with that

[odin-n-out]

[feynites]

Actually, I know what was up with that!

When The Lottery (by Shirley Jackson) was first published, tons of people wrote into the newspaper that published it to demand to know what the hell it was meant to be about

I suppose, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village to shock the story’s readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives.

So basically the story is written in such a way that the uncritical nature of the townspeople is highlighted, when it comes to their own traditions. Every year the town commits outright violent murder, but because it’s ‘normal’ to them, they don’t think of it in those terms. The reader, who isn’t part of the town’s cultural assumptions, sees the horrific nature of their actions. But the characters in the story don’t.

In essence, it’s a story about normalization (before that phrase was coined). The point is to make you think about what cruelties might be passing uncriticized in your own culture, just because they seem ‘normal’ to you. Maybe your town doesn’t stone someone to death once a year, but there are other ways for communities to kill people, or let them suffer. And some of those are just as needless and just as rooted in unquestioned assumptions about how the world works, or how society needs to operate. The people in The Lottery were hesitant to give up their tradition because they believed it guaranteed them a good harvest. Revealing, in that hesitance, that the possibility of a bad outcome was more frightening to them than an atrocity they’d normalized. 

[winged-void]

the thing is I would bet my life on the fact that left handed people in the west probably have, on average, way worse handwriting than right handed people. Which does actually effect a lot of things. Still not like, the biggest deal, but it IS tangible.

[kira-serialfaggot]

Its cuz a lot of writing systems are designed for right-handed people. So they pull the pencil or pen while they write. Left-handed people have to push the pencil when writing in these languages.

Like righties can try this by trying to draw a circle or line by pulling then trying it again by pushing instead. Leverage fucks you up. You often have to grip the pencil harder to maintain control, which causes muscle strain. I often had a lot of pain when writing long reports because of how tightly I had to grip my pen.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

Yea writing always hurt me and teachers would frustratedly tell me i was holding my pen wrong but the ways they told me to hold it never worked and i had to grip it how i do to even try to write neatly and it still sucked

[dezmolad]

Minimegs nation how are we feeling *speaking from the bottom of a bottomless pit*

[thepeacefulgarden]

[positivelyqueer]

[ID: stylised grainy photo of the earth with text that reads "The world is so much better with you in it. Please stay here." /end ID]

[dailymothanon]

A months old idea I never put together till now… but i really really liked the idea of Soundwave & Co. (Co being cassettes & miscellaneous, probably) being a… sort of neutral group, but yknow mafia style, cuz they call Soundwave “Boss” anyways 🙄 idk why but I always wanted to use Tfp Soundwave for the idea, so…. Now he gets to be the mafia boss and do his own thing for the SDW family 😌 well Im pretty sure I had a reason for it but I forgot . Whatever.