to the person that just req me, i will get on that!!! just wanted to say i saw your req and ill start working on it :)) to all my abed lovers, NEW FIC! you can thank the anon that req him for that <3
i haven’t watched jjk but my bf has (and reads the manga), i’ve pretty much spoiled it for myself but i also know nothing about it??? and sometimes i’ll send him a sad jjk edit or picture just to torture him 😈
hi guys…. a lot has happened in my life (omfg i sound like the fanfic writer meme i’m so sorry) i got fired an hour into my shift at starbucks because i was late for the 13th time (i would miss the clock in time by like 2 mins bc they would overwork me so i slept thru my alarms lol) and then i was super depressed waaaawaaaa and then i got another job!
and got fired before i got my first paycheck.
they said “we just don’t think you’re cutout for the restaurant or food industry.” BEFORE I EVER GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK. they fired me within 2 and a half weeks i was working there. i had to go home early one day (i was working a double and i came back to work the second half of my shift) and i was a host a slow restaurant…. it wasn’t that hard (i’m sure hosting is really hard when it’s busy) i worked at starbucks, one that was in a target, and had 4 people max. i always closed alone and the customers loved me. ANYWAYYYYYY i really wanna start writing again bc i miss it but i don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up! i hope you have a good rest of you day/night and i’ll hopefully see u soon
having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
hey guys life has been kicking me in the ass!!!!!! started off the new year with food poisoning and the last few months of 2023 were HECTIC. i swear i’m going to try and be more active!! the holiday season is just mess for me but back to your regular scheduled programming (hopefully)!
wriothesley, who sits and nods as you ramble on and on. there’s a certain sparkle in your eyes, a sweet light emanating from you as you talk.
“and so, that’s the the main character gets killed off in the hospital scene!” you beam, panting slightly to catch your breath.
“…i don’t know, i think you like this series a lot… but i can’t exactly be sure.” your black wolf lifts his head loftily, chuckling as you yell indignantly — what were the last forty minutes for, then!
“okay, from the top! so the start goes from a suuuuper pick me girl-“
he doesn’t mind you rambling, he never does. he’d pretend to forget everything that you said so that he could hear that enthusiastic lilt in your voice again. as long as that shine stayed, he’d never get tired of listening to you talk.
i’ve been playing bg3 for 2 and a half hours and i’ve barely progressed LMFAO my character is so hot tho omg….. also i just ran into astarion like 15 mins ago he really is baby girl
i like the game so far but i have never played d&d before so it’s all a little confusing
SYNOPSIS: what happens when your gamer boyfriend brings you on-screen?
CONTENTS: fem!reader. use of she/her pronouns + reader is referred to as gojo's girlfriend. toji slander bcs he deserves it. really short LMAO. you guys rly thought i'd have enough motivation to write a whole oneshot on gamer!gojo (you thought wrong).
"oh, please," satoru laughs, leaning back and grinning at the screen in front of him. he tosses his hair, but it falls back into his eyes just seconds later. "no way you guys all thought i would lose that one. c'mon, have some faith in me!"
you watch satoru reply to the hundreds of comments lighting up the side of his monitor, smiling endearingly at the way he laughs at some and practically chortles at others.
it was only after the two of you started dating that satoru disclosed his streaming hobby, and to your surprise, he was pretty popular. thousands of people tuned in to watch him play some game or another every night, and well, it paid better than you'd expect.
satoru whistles, hands resting comfortably behind his head as a particular question catches his attention. "ah, do i have a girlfriend?" he muses, grinning as he shoots a quick side-glance at you. "yeah," he continues, snorting when what looks like a flurry of no fucking way's flood the chat.
he clicks his tongue disappointedly, shaking his head in mock disbelief. "what, did all eight thousand of you think i couldn't pull? thanks a lot," satoru deadpans, waving his hand and sighing dramatically. "i don't know what any of you mean. i'm a catch!"
you snicker at that, and your laughter only increases when satoru turns and gapes at you. he juts his bottom lip out, face sinking into an adorable pout at he crosses his arms. "even my own girlfriend's laughing at me," he mumbles petulantly. "hmph!"
satoru sticks his tongue out at you childishly, and you blow a kiss back. he pretends to faint before turning back to his monitor, quickly skimming the comments before he gasps. "what do you mean, she probably doesn't exist?!" he sputters, clutching his heart exaggeratedly.
the look on his face is priceless — imagine getting told by thousands of people that one, they think you can't pull, and two, that they don't even believe your significant other exists. naturally, satoru reacts as dramatically as ever. he pretends to ignore everyone in the comments before calling them out individually.
"oh, i see you, toji... fishy-guru," satoru gripes, wagging his finger at his screen. "my girlfriend exists and she's mine! don't even think about it." he pauses, squinting at the chat before correcting himself with an eyeroll. "fushiguro. whatever. either way, she's real and she's all mine."
satoru swivels his chair to face you, making an incredulous face as he gestures to the screen. "can you believe this?" he grumbles, ocean-blue eyes focused on you. "these guys don't think you're real."
you shrug, toying with the corner of his sheets as you smile back at satoru. he's so childish, but that's just one of the many things you adore about him. sure, he's an annoying brat, but at least he's a total sweetheart too.
your boyfriend extends his hand, beckoning you to come over to him. "c'mon, darling," he cooes, scrunching up his nose at you. "wanna help me prove these losers wrong?" satoru mouths please, and the puppy eyes he gives you are cute enough to convince you.
so you hop off his bed, running a hand through your hair as you stroll over to where he sits in front of his monitor. beaming like a kid on his birthday, satoru takes your hand and twines his fingers with yours.
smiling smugly, satoru pulls you on screen and into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. you watch the chat erupt with she's real's and how did he pull a girl like her's and smile, flicking satoru's forehead affectionately.
he ignores the thousands of dumbstruck users in his comments and holds you close to his chest, adjusting his grip on your waist to make his lap as comfortable as possible for you. satoru's adoring eyes are fixed on you, only you, even as his chat explodes.
suguru-geto: haha i already knew
toji-fushiguro: how the fuck did a loser like him pull her?
yuuji-itadori: gojo has a girlfriend??? what did i miss??
AUTHOR'S NOTE: the writing motivation came out of nowhere whaat
i’m so happy, i’ve gotten so many reqs!!! please give me a bit to get them out, life can be stressful sometimes so it might be a little bit 🙏🏻🙏🏻 but a few abed fanfics are in the works, a korra and wrench one too ! thank you to everyone who req!! i’m so glad that you like my writing :)!
i loved introduction to art i’m gonna shake and sob … if u could write more abed anything i would be so so happy !!!!!!! thank u<3
i’m so glad you liked it!!! this really means alot !!!! i’ll def work on some more, im thinking a fluff where the reader and abed watch kickpuncher together!!!! or go to the inspector space time con????
chances are if u req something i’ll have it out sooner than any other fic. i’m really struggling finding motivation to write but when others req i get a surge of energy!! so if you want to req something from me please do it!! if a character from a show isn’t on my list, req anyway!! i’ll do my best to stick to character
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