i am. a sandwich.

she/her | bisexual | 18 | i'm guessing you didn't know a sandwich could have this many feelings about their otps huh | sideblogs are @judeswife-panini & @kevinsbitch-panini

[official-panini]

hi friends

i am but a humble sandwich 🥪 that has gained sentience

i will be posting every single goddamn thing on the planet on this blog so it's basically utter chaos <3

but if you want to take a look at my hyperfixation specific blogs, you can check out @judeswife-panini (tfota fandom), @kevinsbitch-panini (aftg fandom), @batfamobsessed-panini (dc/batfam fandom)

i also now have a diary entry blog where i just use tumblr as a diary! its just called @diaryofapanini

welcome to the mess of my mind <3

currently on hiatus, probably till finals are over

edit: im still on semi hiatus (for the foreseeable future) but i will be using tumblr as a diary so y'all can look at that. i may post on my other accounts but i'll probably interact with ppl less so don't feel bad if i don't respond or smth

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.

[incisedwound]

Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

[prommytheus]

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

[prommytheus]

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

[prommytheus]

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

[prommytheus]

stop being funnier than me

[agentjackdaniels]

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

[studiedinapoolofhisownfaeces]

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[kittyit]

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

[samreich]

fuck me i guess 🥰

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[daofeibutdead]

killing peopld isnt ok unless you want to

yeah agree

[ratfuck]

My name is not important. What is important is that I really love Pooh's Adventures. I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms Poohing on its corpse. My whole life is just Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, Compact Disk. And I always wanted to slosh violently.

[razmerry]

I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

[lizardsfromspace]

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

[iinsawdious]

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

[moemugiban]

im coughing like a dog again if anyone knows any churches or speeches or chess competitions that need someone coughing in the crowd just let me know