I Reblog Alotta Shit 🛸

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[adaines-furious-fan]

We should use this image whenever we see poor reading comprehension on a post

[softwaring]

lmfaoooo wtf

[anotherlesbianandwhat]

my problem is when i love, i love really hard with everything in me. so i end up not looking after myself because all i care about is the other person.

[tearlessrain]

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

[quotelr]

““let go, not everything you seek is seeking you.” - zahra”

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[rave-lord-nito]

Hat

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Big Wizard Hat

[laziestgirlintown]

@imaginationshow care to, ah, toss your hat into the ring? ;)

[imaginationshow]

Cute baby hat you’ve got there!

[rave-lord-nito]

Holy shit yeah that’s a hat

[thoughtkick]

“I may have lost someone who didn’t love me, but you lost someone who truly loves you.”

— Unknown

[marvelcolors]

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (2008–) ↳ It’s not enough to be against something. You have to be for something better.

[saphiicc]

i haven’t been loyal to tumblr 🥲

[regging]

people who watch musicals and bitch about how it doesn’t make sense that the characters randomly burst into song are so funny to me. babe it’s literally a musical like this is the standard of the genre what did you expect

[maledicmanny-deactivated2025111]

THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE GENRE AS A WHOLE, THAT'S THE POINT

[regging]

i’m sorry you’re allergic to fun i’m sure that makes life very difficult for you

[ultimate-gay-mer-deactivated202]

Me watching a murder mystery: What the hell...why are so many different characters suspicious, in reality cases aren't normally this complicated, this whole genre is a mess...

Me watching a comedy: What the hell...so many silly and unlikely situations keep happening...

Me watching an action movie: What the helll...why is it so violent...

Me watching a fantasy film: What the hell....elves aren't real....

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[daluckdragon26]

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ginkgo-bilobas]

I was born in the late nineteen hundreds

[ampervadasz]

[drtanner]

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

[r4cs0]

Right there

[willcodehtmlforfood]

“see y'all on tumblr”

Brace yourselves

[nogling]

Fortunately, there is a very, very easy way to drive brands off tumblr.

Don’t follow them.

Yeah, they’ll likely blaze some posts.  The smart ones will blaze shitposts.  Don’t reblog them.  Don’t reblog, don’t follow, just let them lurk around the edges of tumblr.  That’s the whole joy of tumblr, honestly - the lack of algorithm means that they can’t game the system.  They can’t force their way in front of your eyeballs.

Brands here are like vampires - they can’t come in unless they’re invited.  Don’t let them in.

[dragongirltongue]

Dennys only succeeded here because we allowed it to, if you want to avoid the adpocalypse keep supporting our local home grown shitposters and ignore any attempts from corporations to create a dennys 2