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hey waddup im B (short for bee), im 17 and im gay | oc account - @bambiocs

[pigeon-princess]

No time for tears in this kingdom, I've got places to go and puzzles to solve

[passionisbornunwantedlikeacancer]

[prettythingsncats]

Respect.

[thememacat]

Holy shit!

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

who is this

[the-dork-knight]

DO ME NEXT

[yerawizardsarry]

This is Jessie Graff! She’s a stuntwoman for Supergirl and she’s known for being a BAMF on American Ninja Warrior.

[therightdimple]

GOALS

[flatbear]

ask me how gay I am for Jessie Graff hint: as gay as her leg is high.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

This is the coolest shit.

[mrbenibo]

Fun fact: Melissa Benoist has to have muscle padding in her Supergirl suit so her silhouette looks like Jessie’s. The actress has to adjust to match her stunt double, which is rarely the case.

[spork-guitar]

Lucky Lady Chapter 2 (Bodyguard!Mari)

Based off of a prompt by @gale-of-the-nomads

@sapphicsovereign @gingerdaile

Before we begin, I wanted to apologize for how long this chapter took. My sister gave me the flu last week, and I basically did nothing but sleep, then I just procrastinated for a few days (as usual). I’m still going to try my best to crank out a chapter every couple days, but that won’t always be the case. To make up for it, here’s a longer chapter (oops).

Chapter 1 here 

Keep reading

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[myfriesarewet]

I was going to ignore this

[rubberupandmakeitstarker]

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST

[bottomphiwip]

porn blogs care about their moms

[cumwhorehowell]

^

[hello-its-an-aj]

Ain’t gonna test it

[stallingdemons]

God damn it, I hate these posts. But I can’t risk it. 

[things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark]

Please ignore I hate these posts but I have really bad anxiety and this fucking set me off like a firework I am so sorry

[spork-guitar]

😒 I wasn’t planning on it but fine

[sapphicsovereign]

fine.

[mojang-officialer]

Visit Original Link

[spork-guitar]

Lucky Lady (Bodyguard!Mari)

Based off of a prompt by @gale-of-the-nomads (it’s actually from May or something but I just found it so…)

I guess this is going to be something? They only just met, so I guess I have to continue with the rest of this. I’ll probably also post this on my FF.net account if I feel like it, but I’ll update here first.

@sapphicsovereign asked to be tagged if this got made into a fic (although that was months ago), so if you’re still interested…

It was a day Adrien never thought would arrive. G, his bodyguard since birth and father figure was retiring, and someone else was coming to take his place as guardian of 23-year-old multi-millionaire Adrien Agreste. Nathalie’s voice echoed throughout the Agreste mansion where Adrien was staying with his fiancée for the time being, and he swallowed the lump in his throat, pushing his bedroom door open. He gestured for his fiancée to go ahead of him and she obliged, giving him a peck on the cheek as she flounced out the door.

Keep reading

[sapphicsovereign]

oH MY GOD IM SO GLAD I ASKED TO BE TAGGED YES PLEASE CONTINUE THIS IM SO EXCITED

[sandandglass]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16

[abigailmaedy]

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.

[minalous-deactivated20260814]

I love this so much

[tympire]

Hot take: Holt’s husband knew that Holt would not care in the slightest if he sent candy; however, Kevin chose candy specifically because he knew the squad would eat it and then frantically fill it with supplies from around the office, which he knew Holt would love even more.

He did this so that Holt, who he loves dearly, would get a basket of things he loves while also unnecessarily stressing out the squad

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The one he loved would get things he loved from people that loved him on two levels. Kevin, and his team.

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[surprisebitch]

the number of times i have rewatched this.. gosh im so sappy

[superdodirty]

it ok to not be ready

[acceptanceineveryshade]

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

[lilacbreastedroller]

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

[jewish-tutter]

good

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[thedramaandart]

[kookeybird]

[bumblebeebats]

Cinematic parallels

[mysharona1987]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

these damn kids and their *looks at hand* desire to save the earth

[lazy-random-blog]

From the beginning...

To the end...

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[uncle-beanbag]

[wildhaunt]

Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around?

Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory…

[madisactuallyscreeching]

@yeahhiyellow I found it. The post. I’ve wanted to show you. Fuck color theory.

[yeahhiyellow]

Omg this is the best post ever 😂

It looks like blood? No it’s cOlOr THeOry

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

k i loved Zootopia but can we maaaybe talk about the motherclucking designs in the Kung Fu Panda series, particularly the women? specifically tigress???

Like she totally reads as feminine and elegant but at the same time she’s completely buff and animal-shaped like the rest of the characters there aint a tiger titty or Fluff Cleavage™ in sight

And thats how the rest of the animals are treated too?! like the females and males of every species are pretty much shaped the same, besides the peacocks who obviously have males and females looking different. and then the third movie comes out and we’re treated to MEI MEI

she’s this crazy panda lady ribbon dancer who legit things she’s the hottest shit on planet earth and she is a total badass once she figures out how to use nunchucks. and like theres just so many beautiful and diverse designs for all these characters and I kinda feel like too many people praise this franchise just for its comedy when its got some killer artistry behind it as well. 

[sidsinning]

I’M SO GLAD PEOPLE ALSO NOTICE THE FLUFF CLEAVAGE THING BC IT SUCKS

KUNG FU PANDA IS MY FAV TRILOGY EVER I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE IT