you'll keep changing and i'll just stay the same

jacie // 24 // she/her // dont follow if ur a map/terf/30 yr old man oooooohhh you wanna buy me a coffee sooooo badddddd 👻

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asked a guy if he had an oboe reed in his hat and he pulled it out and it was a pre roll i’ve genuinely never felt lamer

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a customer accidentally pulled my hair like an hour ago and i still seriously seriously want to kill us both my skin is still crawling

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showed my mom the tattoo i’m going to get in august and she, aghast, asked why im getting something so big for my first tattoo and when i told her it’s go big or go home she liked that even less

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annoying coworker was talking to another coworker in the breakroom and she wasn’t really listening and i just heard him go “she eats children!” and her go “oh yummy 🙂”

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i just kneeled on my cats tail while trying to give her a pill i have never felt so wretched im so sorry steve

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yucky charlie xcx: i STINK im gonna die in this LOUSE

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if you’re in a group project and you don’t at least lock in at the end you should be put to death forever. because why am i sending my fifth message saying ‘hey man you haven’t shared your audio so no one can hear it. if you don’t share your audio i will have to record the audio for you and you will not show up except for one single slide on the presentation’ i am @ ing people on canvas i didnt even know you could do that. die

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it did end up being submitted a little late because i was TRYINGGGGG TO LET THIS GUY PARTICIPATE (my fucking bad) so i hope this was exactly as mean as i want it to be. seriously hops in at 11:44 after half doing one single slide and makes me reconfigure and reupload the entire presentation PIT OF SNAKES

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if you’re in a group project and you don’t at least lock in at the end you should be put to death forever. because why am i sending my fifth message saying ‘hey man you haven’t shared your audio so no one can hear it. if you don’t share your audio i will have to record the audio for you and you will not show up except for one single slide on the presentation’ i am @ ing people on canvas i didnt even know you could do that. die

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i can’t think of a THESISSSSSS

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ten hours later and it’s truly over for me because i still. can’t think of a thesis. well there’s always dying

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i can’t think of a THESISSSSSS

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read on earth we're briefly gorgeous for a class and there were definitely parts i liked and a lot that felt really deeply touching and i was also sitting there the whole time thinking like. not necessarily the book's fault but you can definitely tell that when, like, chatgpt tries to emulate "deep writing" it's really pulling on this

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the modding game in minecraft is so specific. i survived 100 DAYS as YOUR MOTHERS CONTROVERSIALLY YOUNGER LIVE-IN SITUATIONSHIP

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lady put her reusable bags up for me to use and i grabbed one and was like oh it’s wet :( and she said “that’s fine i don’t mind you can use it!” girl i do not want to touch your nasty bag!!!

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still thinking about this like what the fuck do you mean YOUUUU don’t mind. you don’t mind that i personally have to touch your disgusting bags? yes clearly. never reassure anyone ever again

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lady put her reusable bags up for me to use and i grabbed one and was like oh it’s wet :( and she said “that’s fine i don’t mind you can use it!” girl i do not want to touch your nasty bag!!!

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bought a frozen pizza for 13.99 so i’m not really in the mood to talk to anyone for a little while if that’s okay

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getting dressed for work i was in a rush and i thought at the time that my shirt was acceptably not work appropriate but now im increasingly concerned that it crosses the line and becomes fr not work appropriate to the degree someone is going to yell at me

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zofran really must be some sort of divine intervention to make up for everything else