You're tacky & I hate you

What's green and likes to sing? Elvis Parsley

[theabhorsen]

The Gang Does Stuff: Mac + Karate

[dailytwitterposts]

[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

[vaughnwhiskey-deactivated201507]

sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

[wendy-runaway-deactivated201607]

Actually, it’s coral blue #3

[simsgonewrong]

Not only is she multiplying on this lot she doesn’t even LIVE on, but she keeps fighting with herself

[stability]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the PEAK of advertising 

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier

[nervanaofficiai]

nixonbots through the ages

Richard Nixon (or “prime” Nixon)

Richael Nif

Pinh hif

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[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[brokebackboys]

[animalsnaps]

sleeping next to someone is literally tHE BEST THING like having them pull u closer when they’re sleepy n give u soft kisses mhm yes pls!

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[witchyenchantress]

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

[freikorps-deactivated20170908]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[twitterlols]