This Is Why You Don't Do Stupid Stuff to The Oatmeal
This post could also have been titled "This is why you don't use poor outreach techniques with a highly successful and beloved business."
For those of you who don't regularly snort drinks out of your nose while reading Matthew Inman's wonderful, weird, wildly creative comics on The Oatmeal: One, you're missing out. Two, The Oatmeal has a devoted following (and over 3 million Facebook likes).
So, it was really dumb for a person who represents, or at least claims to represent, some business called Digital Mavericks to cold-text Inman after somehow getting Inman's cell number.
There are a multitude of ways to contact most companies or business people today that are far less intrusive than a text to a personal cell phone. How about you try reaching out on Twitter first? (Oh wait, the Digital Mavericks don't have a Twitter account.) Or Facebook? (Digital Mavericks says they're the "worldâs premiere social media monetization and digital marketing agency" on their profile page that has 13 likes as of this writing.)
The Oatmeal posted this screenshot on Facebook of the beginning of the cold-text convo:
The full conversation can be found by clicking here. (Good) marketers, prepare to cringe and laugh.
Because I'm a curious person and when I hear of people doing dumb stuff, I look for them on social media to see if they've done other dumb stuff, I found Digital Mavericks on Facebook after looking for them on Twitter. Their Facebook page has gotten all of its engagement within the last hour after The Oatmeal posted that screenshot.
Some other fans of The Oatmeal also found Digital Mavericks.
I should also mention that the Digital Mavericks website is awful. It's trying to look all sleek and cool, but it's not. Others felt the same and posted comments that are a bit more descriptive and uh, colorful, than mine on the Digital Mavericks Facebook page.
 Then, Digital Mavericks started deleting comments. Because everyone knows if you delete a comment on the Internet, it's like your giant, stupid moment never happened. Just ask Gerry Hamilton of ESPN (@HamiltonESPN) who sent a tweet about football recruiting and accidentally pasted in a link to porn. People don't forget unexpected porn that quickly, Gerry.
All I can say is, Digital Mavericks, prepare yourselves for the long haul. And maybe pick up a good old-fashioned marketing book or two to read in the time between various damage control efforts.









